Boom! - bomb squad detonates harmless wad of paper
Slap! - pregnant woman to induce labor so she can enjoy Super Bowl
Bang! - dumb thieves steal dummy rifles
A storm came, and departed, during the night. Apparently, it rained a great deal. If there must be rain, it is certainly best that it comes during the night!
Laura felt unwell yesterday and stayed home. We had intended to have spinach salad last evening, but we had turkey soup (part of our cache from the freezer, made last Thanksgiving) instead, and the soup, and my prayers, set her on the road to recovery. This morning, she felt much better and returned to work. We shall have spinach salad tonight. It shall consist of baby spinach, asparagus, crumbled bacon, red onion, Jalapeño peppers, hard-boiled eggs, mushrooms, and Roma tomatoes.
A man ogling pornography while driving Friday on state Route 840 in Tennessee was arrested for allegedly forcing other motorists off the highway. David Kennedy, 33, was charged with felony reckless endangerment. This is an excellent example of the addictive, destructive nature of pornography.