Friday, December 29, 2006

Bad Mike, Desperate Housewife, -and- When the Earth Moves


Bad Mike - Tyson arrested for drugs, DUI in Arizona
Desperate Housewife - woman charged with castrating husband
When the Earth Moves - head-banging snakes may predict quakes

On this day in history: December 29, 1993 - Former child star Todd Bridges (who played Willis on "Different Strokes") arrested for transportation of methamphetamine.

Born on this day in history: December 29, 1876 - Pablo Casals (1876 - 1973) cellist, conductor. He was known for his virtuosic technique, skilled interpretation, and consummate musicianship.

Today's Video: Submitted by Jeff. .60 Caliber Pistol

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Happy New Year! I wish everyone a very happy and safe New Year's Eve and a wonderful New Year.

Here is Laura's high score for Lethal Penguin. Click to enlarge.





Thursday, December 28, 2006

Fighting Back, Somebody's Watching You, -and- Parental Uncontrol


Fighting Back - 3 home invaders shot dead in Albuquerque
Somebody's Watching You - hidden cameras found at spa
Parental Uncontrol - mom, dad charged over son's booze party

On this day in history: December 28, 1991 - Jack Ruby's pistol, used to kill Lee Harvey Oswald, sells at auction at Christie's for $220,000.

Born on this day in history: December 28, 1856 - Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924) president, political scientist, educator. He was the 28th U.S. president and labored for a League of Nations following WW I.

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New Penguin Game: Seal Bounce
New Penguin Game: Mili and Tary: Desert

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Cats!, Smelly Cell, -and- Fighting Back


Cats! - Hemingway House told to cage felines or else
Smelly Cell - flatulence causes big stink in jail
Fighting Back - priest tackles intruder, foils theft

On this day in history: December 27, 1992 - Harry Connick, Jr., was arrested at Kennedy Airport in New York City after telling authorities he had an unloaded 9mm pistol in his luggage, which he said he had forgotten that his sister had given to him.

Born on this day in history: December 27, 1822 - Louis Pasteur (1822 - 1895) chemist, bacteriologist He proposed "germ" theory and developed the process of food sterilization -- "pasteurization."

Today's Video: Z4 M vs. Boxer S. Submitted by Phillip.





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Lethal Penguin: For those of you who have grown tired of Smack the Penguin, here is an advanced, gory version! Lethal Penguin

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

It's Baaaaack!, Bad Santa, -and- Kids R Us


It's Baaaaack! - Michael Jackson plans comeback
Bad Santa - 24-year-old earns $350/hour to booze it up
Kids R Us - Mafia-run baby factory

On this day in history: December 26, 1980 - Richard Chase, the "Vampire of Sacramento" who drank the blood of two of his six victims, commits suicide on death row by overdosing on hoarded medication.

Born on this day in history: December 26, 1921 - Steve Allen (1921 - 2000) talk show host, comedian, songwriter He as an early host of "Tonight Show" and "I've Got a Secret;" known for ad-libbed witticisms.

Today's Video: Submitted by Frank. Italian Police Car

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The weather was beautiful over the weekend. Sunday, we grilled chicken breasts and giant shrimp, marinated in La Conda extra-virgin olive oil, rice wine vinegar, grated ginger, minced garlic, crushed red pepper, lime juice, and a variety of spices. Yesterday, we had a spiral-cut ham, green beans, and baked potatoes.

This morning, the beautiful weather is absent—replaced by rain.

Laura and I are tied for high score at 323.4 on Penguin Smash. Click to enlarge.





Friday, December 22, 2006

Calamari!, It's Alive!, -and- Fighting Back


Calamari! - giant squid caught on video by Japanese scientists
It's Alive! - robot controlled by power of brain waves
Fighting Back - homeowner holds burglar at gunpoint

On this day in history: December 22, 1984 - Bernhard Goetz shoots 4 teenage boys on the NYC subway after one of them asks him for money.

Born on this day in history: December 22, 1945 - Diane Sawyer (1945 - ____) broadcast journalist. She was the first female correspondent on TV's "60 Minutes," 1984-89; host of "Prime Time Live," 1989-; co-anchor of "Day One" and "Turning Point."

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Penguin Smash! Submitted by Chris. Play Penguin Smash

Today's Video: Submitted by Chris. "White Christmas" sung by kitties!

It is cold this morning. RAMMMMM's windows were covered with ice. I filled a gallon milk jug with tepid water and washed the ice from his windows. Laura's car required similar attention. (Generally, she parks in the carport, but because it was raining last night, she parked in front of the house to avoid the dripping eaves.) By the time I had completed de-icing the windows of our vehicles, my fingers, nose, and ears were numb. Celestial Seasonings herbal tea is warming me now.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Never Too Young, Girls Gone Wild, -and- Free-falling


Never Too Young - school accuses 5-year-old of sexual harassment
Girls Gone Wild - MADD cuts ties with Miss Teen USA
Free-falling - skydiver survives 15,000-foot plunge

On this day in history: December 21, 1970 - President Nixon meets with prescription drug addict Elvis Presley at the White House to discuss The King's becoming a special drug enforcement agent. He presents Nixon with a pistol and receives a special DEA badge in return.

Born on this day in history: December 21, 1940 - Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993) singer, guitarist, philosopher, actor. He was the lead guitarist of "Frank Zappa & Mothers of Invention;" now has a planet in the galaxy, Zappafrank, named in his memory.

Today's Video: Awesome 1/3-scale Ferrari. Submitted by Frank.





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It rained during the night and is raining now. It is wet, but it is considerably warmer than it was yesterday. RAMMMMM was thirsty this morning and required fuel. He guzzled 22.779 gallons of 89-octane fuel for $61.01. His thirst was slaked, although his fuel tank remained over 1/3 empty. He is a beast; there is no doubt.

On my way to the office this morning, I encountered this charming scene of children at play. "Hurry, Daddy!" one called. "Come see the little kitties!" Click to enlarge.




Wednesday, December 20, 2006

It's Alive!, Big Brother, -and- Run!


It's Alive! - UK says robots to have rights
Big Brother - facial recognition makes finding Web photos easier
Run! - people flee as 120 elephants run amok

On this day in history: December 20, 1957 - Elvis receives orders from the draft board to serve in the United States Army, which he does without complaint.

Born on this day in history: December 20, 1881 - Branch Rickey (1881 - 1965) baseball player, manager, executive. He devised the farm system of training ballplayers, 1919; broke the color barrier by signing Jackie Robinson, 1946.

Today's Video: Awesome M-60 Torture Test. Submitted by Phillip.





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There was ice on RAMMMMM's windshield this morning! Brrrrr! Fortunately, there was no wind!

We had burritos last evening, made with shredded pork sirloin, rice, salsa, and Habanero sauce. We used the new Mission multi-grain tortillas for the first time. They are very tasty, but they lack the flexibility of the Mission flour tortillas and must be rolled up with great care.

Tonight, we shall have sautéed catfish fillets and yellow squash with garlic, Jalapeños, red onion, and cluster tomatoes.

I was surprised and disappointed by Donald Trump's decision to give Miss USA "a second chance." Certainly, she violated the conditions of her contract and should have been dismissed. I believe Trump's decision sends the wrong message—proposing, in effect, that a contestant from a small town may be excused for being seduced by the big city and that her alcohol and drug use was not altogether her fault. I say this is patently wrong.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Going to Pot, Critters, -and- Cruel to Be Kind


Going to Pot - woman arrested for marijuana-filled Christmas card
Critters - 52 new species found in Borneo
Cruel to Be Kind - lethal injections outlawed in California

On this day in history: December 19, 1991 - Yankee's pitcher Steve Howe arrested for criminal possession of cocaine. It's merely one of NINE TIMES this has happened (and seven suspensions, plus one drunk driving arrest.)

Born on this day in history: December 19, 1910 - Jean Genet (1910 - 1986) dramatist, author. He transformed erotic material into poetic vision, e.g., "Our Lady of the Flowers," 1942 which was a cult classic.

Today's Video: Metal Storm - awesome 1,000,000-round-per-minute gun! Submitted by Phillip.





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Monday, December 18, 2006

What Are You?, You're in the Army Now!, -and- Grrrrr!


What Are You? - silver medalist loses medal over failed gender test
You're in the Army Now! - Tucson military recruiters ran cocaine
Grrrrr! - pit bull sends U.S. Postal Service packing

On this day in history: December 18, 1940 - Hitler formulates plans, issued today as Directive 21, for the invasion of Russia. The intent of Operation Barbarossa was to destroy the Red Army. Fighting on two fronts eventually caused Germany's defeat.

Born on this day in history: December 18, 1916 - Betty Grable (1916 - 1973) actress She was a WW II pin-up girl; her marriages included Jackie Coogan and Henry James.

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Laura submitted this great Web site: Elf Yourself - visit this Web site, supply a photograph of yourself (or someone else), and prepare to be amused!

Saturday morning, Laura and my mother journeyed to the Abbey of New Clairvaux a few miles from here, where they engaged in wine tasting. Laura bought two bottles of Zinfandel.

The weather yesterday was sunny and (relatively) warm. The barbecue cried out to us to be put into service! We went shopping at Safeway after attending the 8:30 AM service at Harvest Christian Center and snatched a large London broil to toss upon the grill. Laura did a spicy dry rub on the beast and grilled it perfectly—charred on the outside and rare in the center. I made a salad with Romaine lettuce, red bell pepper, white mushrooms, celery, and pear tomatoes. We enjoyed one of the bottles of Zinfandel from New Clairvaux. The meal was delightful.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Bad Example, Invasion USA, -and- Thump Thump


Bad Example - company director passes out on railroad tracks
Invasion USA - border fence firm caught using illegals
Thump Thump - TV chef puts roadkill on the menu

On this day in history: December 15, 1944 - En route to Paris, "swing" big band leader Glenn Miller vanishes over the English Channel. Miller, listed as Missing In Action, was serving as a Major in the Army Air Force Band when his plane went down.

Born on this day in history: December 15, 1888 - Maxwell Anderson (1888 - 1959) dramatist. His plays include "Key Largo," 1939 and the Pulitzer-winning "Both Your House," 1933.

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It was cold last night! When I left for the office this morning, I saw this ice formation on our lawn! Click to enlarge.





Thursday, December 14, 2006

No Calls, Dirty Talk, -and- Emergency!


No Calls - UK motorists risk jail for using phones in cars
Dirty Talk - talking doll calls 3-year-old "a slut"
Emergency! - man calls 911 to report stolen drugs

On this day in history: December 14, 1944 - Lupe Velez, Hollywood's "Mexican Spitfire" of the 1940's, commits suicide with an overdose of sleeping pills. Contrary to her plans of being found laid out on the bed in a silk nightgown, she is instead discovered in the bathroom with her head in the toilet. Her ex-husband, Tarzan star Johnny Weismuller, frequently used to beat her.

Born on this day in history: December 14, 1897 - Margaret Chase Smith (1897 - 1995) politician. She was the first woman elected to both houses of Congress; first woman to be nominated for president by a major political party (Republican).

Today's Video: Submitted by Phillip. World's Smallest Twin-engine Plane

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Weird Science, See No Evil, -and- Never Too Young


Weird Science - UK approves human-animal embryos
See No Evil - Senator McCain says illegal images online must be reported
Never Too Young - 4-year-old charged with sexually offensive touching

On this day in history: December 13, 1990 - Twelve people die in a religious sacrifice in Tijuana. Industrial alcohol is introduced into fruit punch of ceremony recipients. It is unknown whether the incident constituted suicide or murder.

Born on this day in history: December 13, 1835 - Phillips Brooks (1835 - 1893) clergyman. He was an Episcopal minister who gave the sermon over Abraham Lincoln's body, 1865; wrote "O Little Town of Bethlehem."

Today's Video: Submitted by Laura. The Importance of Being Bilingual

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Hot Air, See Ya Later, -and- Snack Rage


Hot Air - BC lawmaker mocks Al Gore, global warming
See Ya Later - Border Patrol finds live alligator in luggage
Snack Rage - mother charged with stabbing son over popcorn

On this day in history: December 12, 1989 - Leona Helmsley fined $7 million and sentenced to jail for 21 months for tax evasion.

Born on this day in history: December 12, Frank Sinatra (1915 - 1998) singer, actor. "Ol' Blue Eyes" was regarded as the biggest entertainment attraction in the 20th century; won Oscar, 1953, for "From Here to Eternity."

Today's Video: Submitted by Phillip. Police Chase

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Laura found an interesting Web site: Go to Penguin Greetings, type in whatever message you wish, click Submit, and watch the penguin write your message in the snow!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Uncivil Liberty, Hot Air, -and- Rabid Rabbi


Uncivil Liberty - Chuck Norris pounds ACLU over Christmas
Hot Air - cattle emissions more dangerous than CO2 from automobiles
Rabid Rabbi - Christmas trees removed from airport after complaint

On this day in history: December 11, 1957 - Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13-year-old cousin, Myra Gail Brown. Myra's parents are not told until the story was broken by the press the following year. Lewis neglects to divorce his wife Jane Mitcham until April 1958.

Born on this day in history: December 11, 1803 - Hector Berlioz (1803 - 1869) composer. He was a Romantic symphony and opera composer best known for "Symphonie Fantastique," 1830.

Today's Video: Submitted by Laura Get Rid of these Roommates!

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The weather was rather foul over the weekend. It was cold, windy, and rainy. We lounged about on Saturday—watching a "Flip this House" marathon. We had Red Baron Ultimate Pepperoni pizza and champagne for lunch. For dinner, we had the last of last year's turkey soup. Sunday, we had pan-seared ahi fillets, brown and white rice, avocado slices, and champagne. The ahi was superb, and the champagne eased the sting of the wasabi. More episodes of "Flip this House" followed. We have recently become very attracted to this program—for no apparent reason.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Beverage Rage, Cop Gone Wild, -and- When Pigs Fly


Beverage Rage - woman shoots man dead for bringing her warm beer
Cop Gone Wild - officer beat, tasered love rival
When Pigs Fly - man fined for tossing porker at hotel

On this day in history: December 8, 1963 - Frank Sinatra Jr. was kidnapped in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. He was set free four days later. It was discovered that Sinatra, Jr. cooperated with his abductors in their plot. Dad was not proud, nor pleased. Frank Jr. went on to conduct the big band for Frank Sr. and all was well.

Born on this day in history: December 8, 1894 - James Thurber (1894 - 1961) novelist, humorist, cartoonist. He is noted for his whimsical writings, cartoons; his best-known short story is "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," 1945.

Today's Video: This is an amazing video! Submitted by Jill. The Evolution of Dance

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Cops Gone Wild, Fighting Back, -and- Auschwitz Wear


Cops Gone Wild - troopers ran "100 Club" for DWI arrests
Fighting Back - concealed weapon keeps man safe in attempted carjacking
Auschwitz Wear - online shopping site offers Holocaust apparel

On this day in history: December 7, 1941 - Oahu bombed by Japanese planes.

Born on this day in history: December 7, 1956 - Larry Bird (1956 - ____) basketball player, coach. He was a forward for the Boston Celtics, 1980-92 and three-time NBA MVP; coach for Indiana Pacers.

Today's Video: Submitted by Frank. Ferrari Terrorizes Paris

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McDonald's is closing its outlet in a town known for quality food and healthful, local produce. The fast food chain in Tavistock, Devon, simply was not being used enough by locals. So after seven years struggling to make ends meet in a town that has won many accolades for the quality of its food, McDonald's will finally shut up shop on Saturday.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Spam!, To Tell the Truth, -and- Fighting Back


Spam! - 9 of every 10 emails is unsolicited junk email
To Tell the Truth - NY rejects transgender birth certificate law
Fighting Back - woman stabs attacker with his own knife

On this day in history: December 6, 1969 - A concert by the Rolling Stones at Altamont ends in the death of a fan at the hands of the Hells Angels, who were hired for security.

Born on this day in history: December 6, 1955 - Steven Wright (1955 - ____) comedian. He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include "Desperately Seeking Susan," 1985.

Today's Video: Submitted by Katherine. Bad Morning

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Obviously, CATS RULE! Click to enlarge.





Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Good Dog!, Slippery, -and- Imagine


Good Dog! - dog tunnels through snow to save owners
Slippery - petroleum jelly escapee captured when he steals bugged car
Imagine - drug in cough medicine hallucinogen for some

On this day in history: December 5, 1933 - Fourteen years of prohibition end when Utah ratifies the 21st amendment.

Born on this day in history: December 5, 1901 - Walt Disney (1901 - 1966) movie producer He pioneered animated cartoons; creator of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Disneyland.

Today's Video: Basket Girl

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Recommended Web Site: Family Watchdog - a mapping database that shows location, name, and convictions for sex offenders throughout the U.S. By entering your address, a map displays sex offenders in your area. You may also search by name.

I drove to the beach this morning on the way to my office to do a bit of fishing. Imagine my surprise when I saw the beach strewn with hundreds of bags of Doritos tortilla chips! I decided to fish another day and joined the chip gatherers. Click to enlarge.





Monday, December 04, 2006

Community Disservice, Road Rage, -and- Seasick


Community Disservice - AZ cop had black men rap away ticket
Road Rage - 14-year-old boy killed over egg toss
Seasick - hundreds ill on world's largest cruise ship

On this day in history: December 4, 1978 - Dianne Feinstein named mayor of San Francisco after the assassination of Mayor Moscone, jump-starting her otherwise pathetic political career. She is now a US Senator and carries a handgun for protection while campaigning to prohibit others from doing so.

Born on this day in history: December 4, 1976 - Amie Comeaux (1976 - 1997) country singer. She was a promising young country singer who died tragically in a car accident; her first album was "Moving Out."

Today's Video: Submitted by Chris. Hello, Stranger!

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I am testing Firefox. Thus far, it seems to be a very capable Web browser. I am a bit disappointed with having to add so many plug-ins, however. Click to enlarge.





Friday, December 01, 2006

Can You Hear Me Now?, Amen!, -and- Jaws of Death


Can You Hear Me Now? - woman assaulted over cell phone while getting hair done
Amen! - court rules against ACLU over San Diego cross
Jaws of Death - man on crack when alligator attacked

On this day in history: December 1, 1947 - Aleister Crowley, the wickedest man in the world, dead in Hastings England, aged 74. He wrote that "for nearly all purposes, human sacrifice is best," and taught the Law of Thelema, "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." Crowley also appears on the cover of the Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper" album.

Born on this day in history: December 1, 1945 - Bette Midler (1945 - ____) singer, actress. "The Divine Miss M" starred in "Beaches," 1988; "For The Boys," 1992; and "The First Wives Club," 1996; winner of two Grammys, a Tony, and an Emmy.

Today's Video: Submitted by Laura. Fantastic Machine

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It would be a relatively simple matter to consider "An Inconvenient Truth" a comedy. Real climate scientists, however, are not laughing. This is not just because Al Gore commits numerous basic science errors. They are also concerned that many in the media and public will fail to realize that this film amounts to little more than science fiction.

Gore tells the audience that, by simply looking at Antarctic ice cores with the naked eye, one can see when the American Clean Air Act was passed. This is pure fantasy, unless Gore is able to detect parts per billion changes to chemicals in ice. Air over the United States does not even circulate to the Antarctic before mixing with most of the northern, then the southern, hemisphere air. This process takes decades.

Gore repeatedly labels carbon dioxide "global warming pollution." Carbon dioxide is no more pollution than is oxygen. CO2 is plant food, an ingredient essential for photosynthesis--without which Earth would be a lifeless, frozen ice ball. The hypothesis that human release of CO2 is a major contributor to global warming is just that--an unproven hypothesis, against which evidence is increasingly mounting.

The correlation between CO2 and temperature that Gore speaks about so confidently is simply non-existent over all meaningful time scales. Over geologic time, the two are not linked at all. Over the intermediate time scales Gore focuses on, the ice cores show that CO2 increases do not precede--and therefore do not cause--warming. Instead, they follow temperature rise--by as much as 800 years. Earth actually cooled between 1940 and 1980, when human emissions of CO2 were rising at the fastest rate in our history.

The fact that water vapor constitutes 95% of greenhouse gases by volume is completely ignored by Gore. Humanity's three-billion-tons-per-year net contribution to the atmosphere's CO2 load is actually less than half of 1% of the atmosphere's total CO2 content. Our CO2 emissions are also dwarfed by the 210-billion-tons-per-year emissions of the gas from Earth's oceans and land.

But Gore persists, labeling future CO2 rises as "deeply unethical" and lectures the audience, "Each one of us is a cause of global warming." Not satisfied with simply warning of human-induced killer heat waves, he then uses high-tech special effects to show how human-caused climate changes are causing more hurricanes, tornadoes, droughts, floods, infectious diseases, insect plagues, glacial retreats, coral die-outs and the flooding of small island nations due to sea level rise caused by the melting of the polar caps. One is left wondering if Gore thinks nature is responsible for anything.

It is a miracle that "An Inconvenient Truth" exists at all. A movie with a scantily clad Jessica Alba presenting a computer slideshow on climate science is implausible enough. With Al Gore as producer, the credibility factor drops even lower. The movie can best be classified as science fiction nerd porn.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Dip Suit, Take Him!, -and- Catch Me If You Can


Dip Suit - woman sues over amount of avocado in guacamole
Take Him! - online ad offers free five-year-old boy
Catch Me If You Can - police track reckless driver on YouTube

On this day in history: November 30, 1954 - At 1 pm, an 8.5 pound stone meteorite falls from the sky and strikes Elizabeth Hulitt Hodge from Sylacauga, Alabama. The housewife was seriously bruised but survived, although the meteorite destroyed her radio.

Born on this day in history: November 30, 1835 - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) novelist, journalist, river pilot. The "Great American humorist" was also known as "The People's Author" and creator of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.

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An acquaintance recently asked me whether I had seen "An Inconvenient Truth." I replied that I could not rationalize squandering 90 minutes of my time viewing a Sundance-quality science fiction film. The acquaintance replied (with a snort and a smirk), "It's not science fiction! It's science! It's the truth!" "The truth?" I replied. "To expect 'the truth' from someone who claims he created the Internet, was the inspiration for 'Love Story,' faced enemy fire in Vietnam, discovered the Love Canal, lives on a farm, had an uncle who was gassed in the Balkans during World War II, was the inspiration for Hubert Humphrey's 1968 Democratic convention speech, listened to his mother sing the 'union label' song to him as a child, and had the Presidency 'stolen' from him would require such a suspension of disbelief that accepting Tom Cruise's claim of being alien progeny would be a simple matter, by comparison!"

Quickly, before I was subjected to more raving, I continued, "Albert Einstein once said, 'Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.' Al Gore failed miserably as a Congressman, he failed miserably as a Vice-President, he failed miserably as a university professor, and he now aspires to be successful as a penguin and a scientist? Were it not for the fact that his lunacy is contagious and potentially dangerous, he could be dismissed as a stand-up comic!"

Al Gore's thirst for power would not have been slaked had he won the Presidency: Had he been elected, his insatiable power lust would have driven him to insist that Congress declare the United States a monarchy and name him King. This, of course, would become his final act of madness. Not even the most rabid liberal would move to impede his removal from office and confinement in a padded room, there to spend his remaining days, drooling uncontrollably and performing the Thorazine shuffle.

"It's obvious you haven't seen the movie, or you wouldn't talk such nonsense," was the only response the acquaintance could offer.

"I shall view this film and post a critique on my blog tomorrow. Be certain to read it!"

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Anybody Home?, Fighting Back, -and- Drive My Car


Anybody Home? - YouTube video shows how to break into houses
Fighting Back - homeowner subdues burglar
Drive My Car - motorist tries to swallow keys, bites cop

On this day in history: November 29, 1944 - Malcolm X, then known as small-time criminal Malcolm Little, was arrested for larceny. He received a three-month suspended sentence and one-year probation.

Born on this day in history: November 29, 1898 - C. S. Lewis (1898 - 1963) author, scholar. He wrote "The Screwtape Letters," 1942, and "The Chronicles of Narnia," 1954-62.

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More than eight million liters of this season's production of Beaujolais wine is being turned into near-pure alcohol for use in disinfectants, cleaning products, or fuel additives, as French vineyards face a massive overproduction crisis. A chronic wine glut, falling domestic consumption, and fierce overseas competition have converged to create an unprecedented crisis. With "lakes" of unsold wine threatening to undermine prices, the European Union has resorted to paying vintners to destroy some of their stock each year, distilling billions of bottles of perfectly drinkable wine into pure alcohol.

Good wine comes from happy grapes. Happy grapes come from California.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Can You Hear Me Now?, No Cake, -and- No U-turn


Can You Hear Me Now? - women talk three times as much as men
No Cake - man faces jail for celebrating Satan's birthday
No U-turn - man drives into subway tunnel by mistake

On this day in history: November 28, 1981 - Natalie Wood topples off her yacht near Catalina Island and drowns. Her husband, Robert Wagner, and friend, Christopher Walken, were on board and unaware of her predicament.

Born on this day in history: November 28, 1928 - John Bunyan (1628 - 1688) clergyman, author. He was the author of the allegory "Pilgrim's Progress," 1678, which he wrote while in prison.

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Some of you may recall the story (approximately nine months ago) of a lady on whom I took pity and to whom I gave an old computer. She shared with me her descent into drug addiction, which culminated in her imprisonment. She was recently released from prison, working as a waitress in a local restaurant, and expressed the desire to access the Internet to do Bible study and to improve her computer skills in order to seek higher-paying employment. I determined that her computer (purchased from a loathsome deceiver at a yard sale, who assured her it worked fine) was incapable of affording her the Internet access she desired. The Holy Spirit told me to take pity on her, and I did—giving her a functioning computer that had been collecting dust in the storage area of my office. I wondered what had become of her. I had not seen or heard from her since encountering her once at the market a few weeks after I gave her the computer—at which time she said the computer was working well and said that God would surely bless me for the kindness I had shown her.

I received a telephone call from her this morning. She moved to Sacramento several months ago and soon thereafter was given a job at a title company. She has been on the worship team at a small church since July and recently became a Bible teacher, instructing young children in the Word. She said that it was my help and belief in her that enabled her to reach her goals. I answered that it was God who had done this, and I had merely acted as His servant. She said, "I know. God bless you."

Monday, November 27, 2006

Dazed and Confused, Toothsome, -and- Spiritless


Dazed and Confused - "All My Children" introducing transgender character
Toothsome - lifeguard bites 8-year-old girl, gets probation
Spiritless - thieves steal Christmas trees from church lot

On this day in history: November 27, 1969 - Court-appointed attorney Ronald Hughes, handling the Charles Manson case, disappears on a camping trip to Sespe Hot Springs in Southern California, accompanied by two Manson followers. His decomposed body is identified by dental x-rays five months later.

Born on this day in history: November 27, 1940 - Bruce Lee (1940 - 1973) martial arts expert, actor. His movies include "Enter the Dragon," and "Fists of Fury."

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We had a wonderfully restful Thanksgiving vacation. It was so foggy and cold this morning that I considered extending the vacation period another day. Here I am, however. The fog has cleared, but it is undoubtedly the coldest day in centuries. Fortunately, there is no wind.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Dirty Pictures, Arf!, -and- Uncle!


Dirty Pictures - China sentences Web porn king to life in prison
Arf! - 200 dogs confiscated from South Dakota home
Uncle! - Wal-Mart relents, boycott called off

On this day in history: November 22, 1963 - President John F. Kennedy assassinated.

Born on this day in history: November 22, 1921 - Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - ____) comedian, actor. He "never gets no respect" in his films such as "Chaddyshack," "Back to School," and "Meet Wally Sparks."

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Happy Thanksgiving! Laura and I wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving. We hope that tomorrow is filled with family, friends, love, and joy for you. We shall be attending a special Thanksgiving service this evening at Harvest Christian Center. Tomorrow, my mother is coming to our house for Thanksgiving dinner. We shall watch "Cars" after the meal. The weather this morning is beautiful! It is sunny and warm, and there is no wind. Hopefully, this weather will extend through Thanksgiving—in which case we may roast our turkey on the grill!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Attention Shoppers, Can You See Me Now?, -and- Slipping Out


Attention Shoppers - Wal-Mart blacklisted for Black Friday
Can You See Me Now? - man arrested after cell phone shows him molesting girl
Slipping Out - inmate uses petroleum jelly to escape

On this day in history: November 21, 1980 - Don Henley, drummer for the Eagles, arrested for drug possession and contributing to the delinquency of a minor when a naked 16-year-old girl is found in his home suffering from drug overdose.

Born on this day in history: November 21, 1945 - Goldie Hawn (1945 - ____) actress, comedienne, producer. She won an Oscar for "Cactus Flower," 1969; other films include "Protocol," 1984 and "The First Wives Club," 1996.

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Despite intense opposition from many fishermen, California wildlife regulators are creating the nation's most extensive network of "marine protected areas"—stretches of ocean where fishing will be banned or severely restricted. The first chain of refuges, covering some 200 square miles and stretching from Santa Barbara to Half Moon Bay, just south of San Francisco, is due to take effect early next year. The state plans similar protected zones along the more intensely fished coasts of northern and southern California. Conservationists say such networks are a new approach to saving the oceans from overfishing. They believe California's plan could serve as a model for other states and countries.

Monday, November 20, 2006

No Juice, Bad Image, -and- Scram!


No Juice - some affiliates will not air Simpson show
Bad Image - meteorologist fired over nude MySpace photo
Scram! - school dance turns away homeschooled teen

On this day in history: November 20, 1912 - Mad Bomber Carl Warr enters Los Angeles city jail with 60 sticks of dynamite strapped to himself. After an hour, two detectives attack Warr who then pulls the bomb's trigger. Nothing happens, and the freakishly masked bomber begs police to kill him.

Born on this day in history: November 20, 1925 - Robert F. Kennedy (1925 - 1968) politician, lawyer. He was an aggressive fighter for civil rights and served as U.S. Attorney General, 1961-64.

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We watched "Something to Sing About." [Tommy (Darius McCrary) worries that he'll never get a break. An ex-con with the voice of an angel, Tommy finds his luck changing when Memaw (Irma P. Hall), a kindly grandmother who hears him singing one day, takes him in. Soon, he's found God, lands a job and has a chance for his big singing break. He's also caught the eye of Memaw's beautiful granddaughter. But Tommy's old friend doesn't believe he's changed, and he must fight for his new life.] This is a good story with good acting and a good soundtrack. It is an encouraging, uplifting movie. I recommend it.

We watched "Hometown Legend." [Divine intervention on the gridiron propels a high school football squad to prominence in this uplifting, inspirational drama. In a town with little hope, the Crusaders, a team of perennial losers, show that a bit of faith can help win battles on the football field and beyond, giving the town -- and the team's newest player, a teenage drifter -- something to believe in. Produced by best-selling Christian author Jerry Jenkins.] The story is almost a cliché, but it is thoroughly redeemed by a well-written and believable screenplay, a surprise ending, and excellent acting. I recommend it.

Friday, November 17, 2006

The Armed Citizen, The Armed Citizens, -and- The Truth About Cats and Dogs


The Armed Citizen - state senator foils robbery by teens
The Armed Citizens - Idaho town asks residents to own guns
The Truth About Dogs and Cats - dog and cat allegedly mate, reproduce

On this day in history: November 17, 1992 - Scaremongering journalists at Dateline NBC falsify a demonstration involving a GM truck exploding on impact. In reality the trucks do not explode on impact.

Born on this day in history: November 17, 1902 - Eugene Wigner (1902 - 1995) physicist. He was the joint winner, with Jensen and Mayer, of the Nobel Prize, 1963, for extensive work on quantum mechanics.

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Tomorrow is the 11th annual Corning Hometown Christmas. The downtown area will offer food and craft booths, entertainment, and a lighted parade. It may seem odd to have a Christmas event precede Thanksgiving (it seems odd to me), but there you have it!

While on my way to the office this morning, I encountered this albino buck and could not resist stopping to photograph it and share it here. Click to enlarge.





Thursday, November 16, 2006

Call Video Professor!, The Right to Remain Silent, -and- Hog Wild


Call Video Professor! - Larry King admits he has never used the Internet
The Right to Remain Silent - would-be rapist killed by car while fleeing
Hog Wild - millions of feral pigs invade Texas

On this day in history: November 16, 1906 - Opera star Enrico Caruso is charged with an indecent act committed in the monkey house of New York's Central Park Zoo. He pinched the bottom of a woman described as "pretty and plump," causing outrage amongst New York high society. Caruso claimed a monkey pinched the lady's bottom.

Born on this day in history: November 16, 1873 - W. C. Handy (1873 - 1958) composer, singer. "The Father of the Blues" integrated the blues idiom into the then-fashionable ragtime; composed the classic "St. Louis Blues."

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Crab Season Opens: About 150 crab boats set out midday Tuesday from San Francisco, Half Moon Bay, and Bodega Bay minutes after owners agreed on a price with processors. The boats are expected to return loaded with thousands of pounds of crabs for fish markets as the annual Dungeness crab season gets under way. Fishermen will get $1.85 a pound for their catch under the agreement. Consumers are expected to pay an average of about $5 a pound. A state Department of Fish and Game marine biologist predicts a good year, but because California has no trap limits, all the legal-size crabs could be taken quickly and the season shortened.

While on my way to the office this morning, I encountered this freshly painted white line and could not resist stopping to photograph it and share it here. Click to enlarge.





Wednesday, November 15, 2006

In His Image, "If I Did It," -and- Alien Chicken


In His Image - Jesus dolls rejected by Toys for Tots
"If I Did It" - O.J. Simpson interviewed on Fox News
Alien Chicken - KFC targets ETs with huge logo

On this day in history: November 15, 1990 - Producers acknowledge that Milli Vanilli (the 1990 "Best Artist" Grammy Award winners) did not sing on their album.

Born on this day in history: November 15, 1887 - Georgia O'Keeffe (1887 - 1986) painter. She was one of the founders of Modernism and best known for "Black Iris," 1926 and "Cow's Skull," 1931.

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For some reason (perhaps the late-night snack of Peanut M&Ms is a contributing factor), my dreams are generally odd. Last night was no exception: I lived in a gated community. I backed my red Dodge Viper out of my garage, closed the garage door with the remote control, and backed into the street in front of my home. As I prepared to depart, a young blond woman appeared and said, "Good morning. My name is Alicia. I just bought the house next door. The moving company is arriving this morning with my furniture and my car, but I must get to work. Could I trouble you to drop me at work? It is near your office." I agreed—not questioning how she knew where my office was (this was, after all, a dream)—and told her to hop aboard. She directed me to her real estate office, thanked me, got out of my Viper, and entered her office. I drove to my office. It was a short distance from her office. From the window of my office, I could see the Viper and her office. At the end of the business day, I saw Alicia walking across the parking lot toward my office. I suddenly realized that the Viper was gone. Alicia entered my office and said, "I thought you might have gone already. I didn't see your car outside." "Apparently," I replied, "someone has stolen it." Alicia looked very sad, tears fell from her eyes, and she said, "I'm so sorry. It was a beautiful car." "Do not concern yourself," I said. "This is only a dream. I really do not own a Viper, so no one could have really stolen it from me." Alicia appeared not to understand and said, "Do you mean you don't think any of this is real?" "I will show you," I said—at which point I awakened.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Queerly Beloved, Something Wicked This Way Comes, -and- Rock On


Queerly Beloved - South African Parliament okays same-sex marriage
Something Wicked This Way Comes - widows sue over Wicca symbols
Rock On - amazing T-shirt plays air guitar

On this day in history: November 14, 1993 - Michael Jackson checks into a drug rehabilitation program in order to treat his addiction to painkillers, taken in response to media allegations that he is a homosexual pedophile. According to his publicist, Jackson was "barely able to function adequately on an intellectual level."

Born on this day in history: November 14, 1900 - Aaron Copland (1900 - 1990) composer. He was one of America's best-known composers whose works include "Billy the Kid," 1938 and the Pulitzer-winning "Appalachian Spring," 1944.

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We had intended to grill last Sunday, but the weather did not permit it. The rain ceased yesterday afternoon, and we planned to grill last evening. It was simply too windy and cold when Laura returned from a meeting at Harvest Christian Center at 7:15 PM. The top sirloin steaks were marinated in teriyaki sauce, extra-virgin olive oil, grated ginger, minced garlic, Cajun seasoning, ground black pepper, and crushed red peppers. The giant shrimp were marinated in extra-virgin olive oil, rice wine vinegar, grated ginger, minced garlic, seasonings, lime juice, and crushed red peppers. I pan-seared the steaks. They were wonderful—charred on the outside and rare in the center. I sautéed the shrimp. They were delicious. The marinade reduced to a delightful nectar that was so tasty we drizzled it on our baked potatoes.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Highway to Hell, Have It Your Way, -and- Dynamic Duo


Highway to Hell - Elton John wants religion banned completely
Have It Your Way - Burger King manager shoots unruly teen dead
Dynamic Duo - cops dress like Batman and Robin to catch drug suspects

On this day in history: November 13, 1805 - Johann Georg Lehner invents the hot dog.

Born on this day in history: November 13, 1850 - Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894) author, poet, essayist, critic. He is best known for "Treasure Island," "A Child's Garden of Verses," and "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde."

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We watched "God's Army." [Brandon Allen (Matthew Brown), a Mormon missionary in Los Angeles, has to confront the harsh challenges of his life in this inspirational drama. With the help of his unrelenting mentor Marcus (Richard Dutcher, who also directed), Brandon looks inward and realizes that his first convert just might have to be himself.] Laura placed this movie in our Netflix queue based on her assumption that the synopsis indicated that the main character was delivered from the Mormon cult. Unfortunately, he was delivered into that sect! The movie is unabashed Mormon propaganda—replete with non-Christian devices and references, the most unsettling of which is the healing of a cripple by invocation of the powers of a Mormon elder. Another abhorrent scene shows the "conversion" of a devout Catholic! Interestingly, one of the group reads a book entitled, "The Truth About Mormons" and poses several questions to the group's leader, who chastises him for reading the book and asking questions. Ultimately, this man rejects the cult and is shown in the bus depot, awaiting a bus to take him home. The group, in general, and the leader, in particular, dismiss him as "lost," while in actuality, he is the only one of the group for whom there is hope! I strongly discourage viewing this movie.

We watched "Bells of Innocence." [Jux Jonas (Mike Norris) is stuck deep in the heart of Texas with his friends Oren (Carey Scott) and Conrad (David White) after an emergency plane landing. Soon, they realize they're far from safety, stranded in a strange community where the locals seem under the spell of a voice from a short-wave radio owned by a local rancher (Marshall Teague). Will they ever escape? Also co-stars Norris's famous father, Chuck, in a supporting role.] This movie was very entertaining, uplifting, and dramatic. Chuck Norris is very believable as an angel of God, and his real-life son, Mike, turns in an excellent performance as a believer tormented by demons and tempted by Lucifer. It is a classic "good versus evil" story. We thoroughly enjoyed it. Our only disappointment was that there was none of the martial arts for which Norris is famous. I highly recommend this movie.

Friday, November 10, 2006

What's Up Doc?, Speak Up!, -and- Fetch!


What's Up Doc? - physicians using Google to diagnose illnesses
Speak Up! - woman regains voice after nearly three years
Fetch! - Japanese unveil robot wine steward

On this day in history: November 10, 1940 - Walt Disney begins serving as a secret informer for the Los Angeles office of the FBI, to report back information on Hollywood subversives. He was made a "Full Special Agent in Charge Contact" in 1954.

Born on this day in history: November 10, 1925 - Richard Burton (1925 - 1984) actor. He was a well-known British stage and motion-picture actor; won Tony, 1961, for "Camelot."

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This kitty is angry, and he is not going to take it anymore!





It is beginning to look a lot more like Christmas at Wal-Mart. This holiday season, Wal-Mart is bringing "Christmas" back into its marketing, after several years of playing down the term. Wal-Mart Stores Inc.'s Christmas cheer seems to be a hot trend this season as several other retailers, including Kohl’s Corp. and Macy’s are also stepping up their Christmas marketing. The moves respond to mounting criticism from religious groups that staged boycotts against Wal-Mart and other merchants after they eliminated or de-emphasized "Christmas" in their advertising.

HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY! Here is a recent photograph of Chuck Norris in Iraq with our troops! This photograph was sent to Laura by the father of one of the soldiers in the photograph! Click to enlarge.




Thursday, November 09, 2006

No Show, Ouch!, -and- Slimed


No Show - "Borat" barred from Russian movie theaters
Ouch! - rocket stunt backfires as soldier aims too low
Slimed - ravenous giant snails invade Barbados

On this day in history: November 9, 1997 - Michael Paul Lookinland, aka "Bobby" from "The Brady Bunch," charged with drunk driving in St. George, Utah. With a BAL of 0.258, the 36-year-old former child star was very drunk.

Born on this day in history: November 9, 1934 - Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996) astronomer. He provided insight in the origin of life by producing amino acids in a mixture of chemicals irradiated by ultraviolet light; wrote "Contact."

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He is sorry!



Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Eyes of a Ranger, Have It Your Way, -and- Paint the Town


The Eyes of a Ranger - Chuck Norris to appear on Hannity and Colmes tomorrow
Have It Your Way - Burger King sued for pot in cop's burgers
Paint the Town - $5 junk-shop purchase could net woman fortune

On this day in history: November 8, 1991 - Convicted crack smoker Marion Barry, who served six months in prison in 1990, is re-elected mayor of Washington D.C.

Born on this day in history: November 8, 1900 - Margaret Mitchell (1900 - 1949) novelist. She won Pulitzer for her only book "Gone with the Wind," 1936.

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If you receive an email announcing the cost-of-living increases scheduled for 2007 Social Security benefits—purported to be from the Social Security Administration—do not answer it, and do not click on any links in the email. It is a scam. The Social Security Administration on Tuesday warned of a new email scam in which recipients are asked to update their personal information or risk having their Social Security "account" suspended indefinitely by November 11. Recipients are then directed to click on a link in the email that takes them to a Web site designed to look like the Social Security Administration's Web site. The scam is a classic example of "phishing," whereby thieves send emails to consumers in which they claim to be from a bank or government agency. They then try to get the consumer to unwittingly give up valuable information, such as a Social Security or bank account number.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

What Is It?, Puppy Hate, -and- Scientists Gone Wild


What Is It? - NYC to make gender personal choice
Puppy Hate - man sentenced to 6 months for baking puppy in oven
Scientists Gone Wild - researchers to create human-cow embryo

On this day in history: November 7, 1872 - The cargo ship Mary Celeste sails from New York, never reaching Genoa. Four weeks later it is found completely abandoned, whereabouts of the ten man crew unknown.

Born on this day in history: November 7, 1918 - Billy Graham (1918 - ____) evangelist. He is known world-wide for his "Billy Graham Crusades,: wrote "The Seven Deadly Sins," 1955.

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I believe that Senator John Kerry's Halloween eve statement calling our military personnel ignorant, uneducated failures is further evidence of the Democrat Party's contemptuous loathing of our military men and women. I believe Kerry's statements are symptomatic of a deviant pathology that is emblematic of elitists. If Kerry were a man, he would admit what he said was exactly what he meant. And if elitist liberals were honest they would admit that they are in complete agreement with him. At that point, the cycle of their contempt for our military could be addressed reasonably. This will never happen, because they are the elite—which means that all but their ilk are uninformed and beneath them.

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Monday, November 06, 2006

Dress Code, Give and Take, -and- Hard to Get Good Help


Dress Code - man ordered to wear "sex offender" T-shirt
Give and Take - burglar steals TV, replaces with broken one
Hard to Get Good Help - woman jailed for keeping slave

On this day in history: November 6, 2002 - Actress Winona Ryder found guilty of shoplifting, after she lifted $5500 from Saks Fifth Avenue.

Born on this day in history: November 6, 1945 - Sally Field (1946 - ____) actress. She won Oscars for "Norma Rae," 1979 and "Places in the Heart," 1985.

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Do not forget to vote tomorrow!—unless, of course, you have already voted by Absentee Ballot. Laura and I always vote absentee. If you do not do so already, consider voting absentee in future elections! With an Absentee Ballot, you can take all the time you need to sort through all the ballot issues and research the candidates. There is no waiting in lines, no fighting to get off work on time, and no risky voting machines—just a simple paper ballot.

I have no intention of suggesting how you vote, but I do suggest that you research the candidates and issues well, so that your vote is made reasonably and not emotionally. If you are unsure how to vote for a particular issue or candidate, do not vote for that item! The balance of your ballot will still be counted.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Pumpkin 'Puter, Gone Fishin', -and- Fill 'er Up


Pumpkin 'Puter - a new life for an old Macintosh
Gone Fishin' - scientists say seafood will disappear by 2048
Fill 'er Up - drunk man mistakes nuclear plant for gas station

On this day in history: November 3, 1913 - Income tax law signed.

Born on this day in history: November 3, 1953 - Dennis Miller (1953 - ____) comedian, talk show host. He was a comic anchorman for "Saturday Night Live" weekend update segments, 1985-81; star of "Dennis Miller Live," since 1996.

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Tuesday morning, a young woman entered my office and walked up to my desk. I was on the telephone, speaking with a vendor. The woman was holding a piece of paper and appeared highly impatient. I held up an index finger, an indication to her that I would be with her in a moment. I then motioned to her to take a seat. She remained standing near my desk, shifted position a few times, and placed the paper atop the scanner on my desk. I saw that it was a résumé. I placed my hand over the telephone mouthpiece, picked up the résumé, held it out to her, and said, "We have no openings." I continued with my telephone conversation.

The woman made no attempt to take the résumé from me and maintained her station near my desk. I completed my telephone conversation, placed the résumé down on the scanner, and said, "We have no openings." She appeared very agitated and said, "Somebody already got the job?" "What job would that be?" I asked. "The job the agency sent me here for." Yet again, I said, "We have no openings." She frowned. I said, "We have no employees. I am the only person here. Obviously, you have come here in error. What is the name of the business to which the employment agency sent you?" She fumbled in her purse, removed an index card, and handed it to me. The card bore the name of an employment agency in Red Bluff (18 miles north of here), my company's name, address, and telephone number, and my name. It listed the "position available" as "office manager." "There has been a mistake, obviously on the part of the employment agency," I said. "Return to them and explain to them that they sent you here in error." She frowned, snatched up the index card and résumé, said something I shall not repeat here, and departed.

About an hour later, the telephone rang. The Caller ID indicated the caller was the employment agency that had sent the woman here. "Good morning," I said. The caller asked to speak to me. "That is to whom you are speaking," I said. "Why did you tell [woman's name] there was no job opening?" "Because there is no job opening," I said. "Did you fill the opening then and not advise us?" the caller inquired. "There is no job opening, there was no job opening, there never has been a job opening, and most likely there never will be a job opening," I replied. "You haven't heard the last of this," the caller said, slamming her telephone receiver into its cradle.

A few minutes later, the telephone rang. The Caller ID indicated it was the employment agency once again. I assumed the error had been found and the call would be an apology. "Good morning," I said. "This is [caller's name] from [agency name], calling for David Harter." "This is David," I answered. "Well, I'm the manager here," the caller said. "So let's see if we can't resolve this communication problem and get things back on track here." "I have grown unduly wearied of the travail and shall have no more of it," I said. "I shall leave you, then, to your own devices. Have a nice day."

I have received no further communication but shall report here in full if I do.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Going Postal, Urban Legend, -and- Bad Sport


Going Postal - mailman attacked by squirrel
Urban Legend - Loch Ness Monster theory disproved by scientists
Bad Sport - agent charged with smuggling Cuban baseball players

On this day in history: November 2, 1988 - The Internet Worm is released by Cornell grad student Robert Morris. His ingenious program was meant to explore the Internet harmlessly, but due to a bug, it crashed some 6,000 computers.

Born on this day in history: November 2, 1755 - Marie Antoinette (1755 - 1795) ruler. She was the Queen Consort of Louis XVI of France remembered as being frivolous, imprudent, prodigal and an enemy of reform.

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As a national uproar continues over comments by Senator John Kerry suggesting American troops were lazy and not bright, President Bush is hammering Kerry and fellow Democrats for their lack of strategy for winning the war in Iraq, while troops themselves are mocking Kerry. Click to enlarge.




Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Cluck Cluck, Smells Good!, -and- Satan Worship


Cluck Cluck - woman sells her eggs on Internet to pay credit card debt
Smells Good! - pizza aroma leads to 2 robbery suspects
Satan Worship - Salem's witches fight for civil rights

On this day in history: November 1, 1990 - New York City civil jury awards Sandra Miller $100 for battery after an incident in which boxer Mike Tyson grabbed her, insulted her, and propositioned her.

Born on this day in history: November 1, 1935 - Gary Player (1935 - ____) golfer. He was the third golfer (after Sarazen and Hogan) to win the modern golf Grand Slam.

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The Harvest Festival at Harvest Christian Center last night was a great success! The weather was perfect, the attendance was huge, and the food, candy, games, music, and entertainment were excellent. The City of Corning closed the street adjacent to the church for the event. This is a glorious celebration presented by Harvest Christian Center each year as a free, safe alternative to Halloween. Last night was the 12th year Harvest Christian Center has hosted this event.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Scoop on Poop, The Do, -and- Inked


The Scoop on Poop - Miami zoo hosts excrement exhibit
The Do - inmate's massive hair weave causes jail flooding
Inked - tattooing to become legal in Oklahoma

On this day in history: October 31, 1993 - Actor River Phoenix dies of a drug overdose on the sidewalk in front of the Viper Room in West Hollywood.

Born on this day in history: October 31, 1936 - Michael Landon (1936 - 1991) Television actor, born in New York City, New York, USA. He endeared himself to audiences as Little Joe in the television western series, "Bonanza" (1959–1973), and as Charles Ingalls on "Little House on the Prairie" (1974–1983). He occasionally wrote and directed for the series he starred in, including "Highway to Heaven" (1984–1988).

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News Corp.'s MySpace.com on Monday said it had licensed a new technology to stop users from posting unauthorized copyrighted music site and oust frequent violators of its policy. MySpace licensed technology from privately-held Gracenote allowing it to review music recordings uploaded by community members to their profiles. The technology compares those filed with Gracenote's database of copyrighted material and can block uploads without proper rights.

Harvest Festival - Tonight is the 12th annual Harvest Festival. This is an alternative to Halloween hosted by Harvest Christian Center. The event is free to all area youth and features candy, games, music, and entertainment in a safe Christian environment. Last year, over 1500 local youth attended this event, and even greater numbers are expected tonight.

This was the scene at the local market this morning! Click to enlarge.





Monday, October 30, 2006

Satan Worship, House of Filth, -and- The Eye of the Beholder


Satan Worship - pagans given day off for Halloween
House of Filth - more than 200 animals and birds removed from small Florida home
The Eye of the Beholder - transsexual crowned beauty queen in Thailand

On this day in history: October 30, 1938 - CBS radio announces that glistening, black-eyed Martians have landed at Grover's Mill, New Jersey. Luckily for the extraterrestrials, the news is announced during a Mercury Theatre program and later discounted as a work of fiction. Needless to say, the event causes widespread panic before the government manages to clamp a lid on it.

Born on this day in history: October 30, 1896 - Ruth Gordon (1896 - 1985) actress. She wrote, with her husband, "Adam's Rib," 1952; won Oscar for "Rosemary's Baby," 1968.

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We watched The Island. [Michael Bay's stylish sci-fi thriller stars Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson as members of a strictly regulated indoor futuristic colony who hope to win the lottery, a contest in which the grand prize is a trip to an Utopian island, reportedly the last uncontaminated place on Earth. But a startling discovery about the true nature of "the Island"—and their very existence—leads the two to stage a desperate escape to the outside world.] This movie is exciting, the acting is excellent, the photography and special effects are stellar, and the story is a brilliant condemnation of human cloning. I highly recommend this movie.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Cluck Cluck, Save the Children, -and- Family Feud


Cluck Cluck - NBC refuses ads for Dixie Chick movie
Save the Children - Nicaragua poised to outlaw all abortions
Family Feud - court battle ends after 43 years

On this day in history: October 27, 1964 - In a private ceremony, Sonny and Cher marry each other by exchanging rings in a Tijuana motel bathroom. Five years later, with a baby on the way, they get married for real.

Born on this day in history: October 27, 1858 - Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919) president (26th). He led the "Rough Riders" during Spanish-American War, and served as the 26th U.S. president, 1901-09.

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For dinner last evening, we had sautéed calamari steaks and oven fries. Oven fries are delicious and are a very healthful alternative to traditional French fries. Here is the methodology: Coat an oven-safe glass cooking dish with cooking spray. Slice white potatoes lengthwise into thick wedges and arrange in cooking dish. Coat the potato wedges with cooking spray. Sprinkle with garlic powder, sea salt, Cajun seasoning, and Italian seasoning. Cover the dish with a damp paper towel and microwave on high for 10 minutes. Remove the paper towel and place the dish in a conventional oven that has been preheated to 400 degrees. Cook for 20 minutes. Turn oven to broil and cook for 10 minutes or until potatoes are browned well. Enjoy!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Speak Up!, No Fueling, -and- Shoo!


Speak Up! - Sheriff Joe requires English classes for inmates
No Fueling - gas guzzlers charged triple to park
Shoo! - China bans rave parties from Great Wall

On this day in history: October 26, 2005 - This blog began!

Born on this day in history: October 26, 2005 - This blog was born!

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Today is the 1-year anniversary of this blog! During that year, this blog has had nearly 20,000 visitors! I wish to take this opportunity to thank all who visit, read, and comment here!

A hacker known for cracking the copy-protection technology in DVDs claims to have unlocked the playback restrictions of Apple Computer's iPod and iTunes music products and plans to license his code to others. Currently, songs purchased from Apple's online iTunes Music Store can not be played on portable devices made by other companies. Songs purchased from many other online music stores will not play on iPods. The hacker—known as "DVD Jon"—said he has developed a way around those restrictions by creating code that mimics Apple's copy-protection system. But unlike his previous work, which he usually posts for free, the Norway native plans to capitalize on his efforts through his Redwood Shores, CA-based DoubleTwist Ventures.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Ya Gotta Take Her Out, Achtung!, -and- Bang!


Ya Gotta Take Her Out - 7-Eleven pulls Cocaine
Achtung! - Germany drags homeschool kids to class
Bang! - jailer fired for shooting inmate with toy gun

On this day in history: October 25, 1991 - On the way back from a Huey Lewis concert, rock promoter Bill Graham is killed when his helicopter hits high-voltage power lines in Vallejo, California.

Born on this day in history: October 25, 1881 - Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) painter, sculptor He was a seminal modern artist who, with Braque, founded the Cubist movement, e.g., "Guernica," 1937.

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Years of overfishing have left so few red snapper that almost none reach full maturity, scientists say. To avoid eliminating the highly sought-after species, federal regulators said Monday they plan to cut the numbers of red snapper that may be caught by almost 30 percent next year. Red snapper are highly popular in the seafood industry for their delicate flavor and among anglers for their aggressive behavior.

Laura and I shall be enjoying sautéed red snapper fillets for dinner this evening. The meal was planned prior to the publication of this news article.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Call Me!, Coming Out of the Broom Closet, -and- Snatched!


Call Me! - cell-phone use increases risk of infertility
Coming Out of the Broom Closet - pagan club at U of Wisconsin
Snatched! - homeless man steals lobster from Red Lobster

On this day in history: October 24, 1947 - Walt Disney testifies to the House Unamerican Activities Committee, naming Disney employees he believes to be Communists, ranting about how Communists were infiltrating the unions he has to deal with, and how "Commie groups began smear campaigns against [him]."

Born on this day in history: October 24, 1632 - Antonie van Leeuwenhoek (1632 - 1723) biologist. He pioneered lens-grinding and microscopy; discovered protozoa; described bacteria, 1683; studied capillary circulation.

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My cat, Zeus, has recently developed a penchant for swatting at me with his forepaws. He seems to take particular delight in swatting my feet through the covers while I situate myself in bed. I have given him the nickname, "Swat." He sleeps at the foot of our bed, on my side, and is easily awakened if I change positions during the night—quickly going into "swat mode."

This has to be the ultimate rich redneck's RV! Click to enlarge.





Monday, October 23, 2006

The Eyes of a Ranger, The Color Purple, -and- Passing Gas


The Eyes of a Ranger - Chuck Norris mania sweeping the Internet
The Color Purple - Oregon State University develops new tomato
Passing Gas - pregnancy mistaken for flatulence

On this day in history: October 23, 1995 - The murderer of the popstar singer Selena, and president of her fan club, Yolanda Saldivar, found guilty in Houston of her slaying.

Born on this day in history: October 23, 1942 - Michael Crichton (1942 - ____) novelist. His works include "Jurassic Park," "The Great Train Robbery," "Terminal Man," "Rising Sun," and "Congo."

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For dinner Saturday, we had filet mignon and giant shrimp, marinated in extra-virgin La Conda Ranch olive oil, minced garlic, grated ginger, rice wine vinegar, and crushed red peppers. There was a sufficient amount of filet mignon remaining after we became sated that we were able to enjoy filet mignon, fried eggs, and sourdough toast for brunch on Sunday.

Sunday evening, we had sautéed calamari steaks and cauliflower, broccoli, and radiatori in an herb and butter sauce. We enjoyed a bottle of Crane Lake Chardonnay with this meal. The wine was on sale at Sav-Mor Foods for $1.98 a bottle—an incredible discount from the list price of $10.00 a bottle. The wine was so delightful, I intend to purchase several bottles during my next visit to the market, should it remain available at that price!

Friday, October 20, 2006

Blade!, Hic!, -and- Mommy Dearest


Blade! - indicted actor Wesley Snipes in Namibia
Hic! - bear "hunted" by King of Spain drunk on vodka
Mommy Dearest - no charges for woman who killed her unborn child

On this day in history: October 20, 1977 - En route to a gig at Louisiana State University, Lynyrd Skynyrd band members Ronnie Van Zandt and Steve Gaines are killed when their private plane runs out of fuel and crashes into a swamp in Gillsburg, Mississippi.

Born on this day in history: October 20, 1931 - Mickey Mantle (1931 - 1995) baseball player. The "Mick" was a NY Yankee home run slugger and winner of the 1956 Triple Crown.

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For dinner last evening, we enjoyed some incredibly delicious burritos. I placed a 2-pound beef roast in a 4-quart sauté pan on medium heat. I added a bottle of Sierra Nevada Brown Ale, 2 tablespoons of minced garlic, 2 thinly sliced white onions, 10 chile peppers (5 varieties), 5 sliced cluster tomatoes, Cajun seasoning, cumin, ground black pepper, and sea salt. After 1 hour, I turned the heat to medium-low and stirred the ingredients. After 2 hours, I turned the roast over and stirred the ingredients. Laura arrived and began tending the cooking process. The house was filled with a wonderful aroma. After 3 hours, the roast began breaking apart. After 4 hours, Laura had finalized the shredding of the meat, the liquids had dispersed, and our stomachs cried out to be serviced. Laura warmed 4 flour tortillas, and we settled down to enjoy the finest burritos we had ever tasted. A frosty Sierra Nevada Brown Ale washed down the spicy delight nicely.