Don't Soil Yourself!, Phone Home! -and- Flood Warnings

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The rain continues! Flood warnings have been issued for this area! Laura is researching alternate routes for her return home this evening, since Woodson Bridge, over which she travels to cross the Sacramento River, is expected to be closed! This is very unusual! The rain appears to be abating at the moment (9:30 AM), but only time will tell the tale!