Thursday, May 16, 2013

Where Is the TP?, Unhappiness Is a Cold Gun, and Other Weirdness

Where Is the TP? - It appears that Venezuela is suffering greatly from a shortage of toilet paper!

  • Venezuela hopes to wipe out toilet paper shortage by importing 50m rolls

    Unhappiness Is a Cold Gun - A gun without ammunition is like a day without sunshine!

  • Police Departments Beg And Barter For Ammo While DHS Buys Up 1.6 Billion Rounds In Past Year
  • Police Chief Asks Citizens for Ammo, Gets 1,500 Round Loan Amid Strong Response
  • Ammo shortage causes problem for police, gun owners
  • Run on Ammo: National ammunition shortage impacting police

    Other Weirdness - Be afraid. Be very, very afraid: They walk among us!

  • Man Arrested for DUI on a Lawnmower
  • "Dead" Man Woke Up During Own Funeral, Witness Says
  • Massachusetts Inmate, Wants Dragon Blood, Cake for Wiccan Rituals
  • Smelly Foam Oozing from Chinese Street Leaves Commuters Baffled
  • Butcher Feeds Marijuana To Pigs To Create True High-Quality Meat