Funny Epitaphs and Ford Wraps 2014 Fiesta in Bacon

Funny Epitaphs - Humor from the graveyard.

Here lies my wife, Here lies she;
Hallelujah!
Hallelujee!
In a Leeds graveyard [1861]

"I told you I was sick!"
In a Georgia cemetery

The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery

Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery

I was somebody.
Who, is no business
Of yours.
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont

Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest man.
And that is Strange.
A lawyer’s tombstone in England

Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young

Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising
In Ruidoso, New Mexico

Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
Dec. 8, 1767

Reader if cash thou art
In want of any
Dig 4 feet deep
And thou wilt find a Penny.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery

Gone away Owin' more
Than he could pay
Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up And no place to go.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery

Ford wraps 2014 Fiesta in Bacon - Before you get too excited, the car is not wrapped in real bacon. That would clearly be an unauthorized waste of good bacon. Ford showed good sense and created a bacon wrap designed specifically to fit the 2014 Ford Fiesta. If your love of salty pork is unwavering, you can even purchase your own bacon wrap for your Fiesta.


The Ford Bacon Wrap has 10 gigantic strips of bacon rolled around the Fiesta. Perhaps more suited to the sporty types out there that a full on bacon wrapped would be the epic bacon racing strips. Think two pieces of bacon that span the car’s hood looking like traditional racing stripes.

Buyers can also opt for the side of bacon, which features two individual strips of bacon that wrap over the rear wheels. If you’re not a fan of pork or prefer to keep your love of bacon on the down low, Ford offers a number of other custom exterior vinyl graphics for you to choose from that are custom-made to fit the 2014 Fiesta.