Thursday, August 29, 2013

Funny Epitaphs and Ford Wraps 2014 Fiesta in Bacon

Funny Epitaphs - Humor from the graveyard.

  • Here lies my wife, Here lies she;
    In a Leeds graveyard [1861]

  • "I told you I was sick!"
    In a Georgia cemetery

  • The children of Israel wanted bread
    And the Lord sent them manna,
    Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
    And the Devil sent him Anna.
    In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery

  • Here lies the body
    of Jonathan Blake
    Stepped on the gas
    Instead of the brake.
    Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery

  • Here lays Butch,
    We planted him raw.
    He was quick on the trigger,
    But slow on the draw.
    In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery

  • I was somebody.
    Who, is no business
    Of yours.
    Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont

  • Here lies the body of our Anna
    Done to death by a banana
    It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
    But the skin of the thing that made her go.
    Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont

  • Sir John Strange.
    Here lies an honest man.
    And that is Strange.
    A lawyer’s tombstone in England

  • Here lies
    Ezekial Aikle
    Age 102
    The Good
    Die Young

  • Here lies
    Johnny Yeast
    Pardon me
    For not rising
    In Ruidoso, New Mexico

  • Here lies Ann Mann,
    Who lived an old maid
    But died an old Mann
    Dec. 8, 1767

  • Reader if cash thou art
    In want of any
    Dig 4 feet deep
    And thou wilt find a Penny.
    John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery

  • Gone away Owin' more
    Than he could pay
    Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England

  • Here lies an Atheist
    All dressed up And no place to go.
    In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery

    Ford wraps 2014 Fiesta in Bacon - Before you get too excited, the car is not wrapped in real bacon. That would clearly be an unauthorized waste of good bacon. Ford showed good sense and created a bacon wrap designed specifically to fit the 2014 Ford Fiesta. If your love of salty pork is unwavering, you can even purchase your own bacon wrap for your Fiesta.

    The Ford Bacon Wrap has 10 gigantic strips of bacon rolled around the Fiesta. Perhaps more suited to the sporty types out there that a full on bacon wrapped would be the epic bacon racing strips. Think two pieces of bacon that span the car’s hood looking like traditional racing stripes.

    Buyers can also opt for the side of bacon, which features two individual strips of bacon that wrap over the rear wheels. If you’re not a fan of pork or prefer to keep your love of bacon on the down low, Ford offers a number of other custom exterior vinyl graphics for you to choose from that are custom-made to fit the 2014 Fiesta.