Sensitivity Training For Men. Facebook, and Other Issues

Sensitivity Training For Men - [Disclaimer: What follows is intended as humor. No deprecation of women is intended or implied.]

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Facebook - Moments ago, I received an email with the Subject, "Your Facebook account has been disconnected." The message body proposed that this disconnection was accidental and a link to restore my Facebook account was provided.

Accidental? I warrant not! Few events in my life brought me pleasure that exceeded that which I experienced when I managed to remove my Facebook account! If you wish to read more, visit my earlier anti-Facebook rant: Facebook is Evil!