Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Help! I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

- In "Twilight Zone," Golden Earring states,
"Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned"

Items in the news often make me feel as though I am stepping into the twilight zone!

  • Woman Called 911 "Because She Was Lonely," Deputies Say
  • Applicants wanted for a one-way ticket to Mars
  • Brazilian Man Sports Eyeball Tattoos
  • Snake Allegedly Baked in Bread
  • 84-Year-Old Inmate, Accused of Trying to Kill Prosecutor
  • Teen Allegedly Calls 911 to Complain about Mom
  • Mom Tosses Baby on Bus to Fight Woman for "Disrespecting" Her Baby
  • Stolen, Swallowed Engagement Ring Allegedly Recovered By Police
  • Ohio Day Care Worker, Arrested For Allegedly Biting 5-Year-Old Child
  • Man Allegedly Steals Toy Car At Gunpoint
  • Woman calls 911, asks for a divorce
  • Frozen Vultures Fall from Sky
  • Man Finds in a Wall Wallet 35 Years After He Lost It
  • World's Smallest Park Fight Creates Feud Between Brits, Americans

    Now, it is time to relax and be entertained!