Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Drugstore, Sticky Situation, -and- Generation Gap

Drugstore - Walgreens shut down after meth lab found in parking lot
Sticky Situation - man glued to toilet seat in Wal-Mart
Generation Gap - 33-year-old man marries 104-year-old woman

As I predicted, Sirius Satellite Radio, Inc., reported yesterday that its first-quarter loss more than doubled, due largely to expenses of $225 million in stock-based compensation to Howard Stern. Sirius reported a net loss of $458.5 million, or 33 cents a share, for the January-March period compared with a loss of $193.6 million, or 15 cents a share, a year ago.

My friend, Frank, sent me two examples of how idiots entertain themselves. Take a look at these videos!

Redneck Surfing

Exploding Melon

Bird flu has struck in South Florida! Click to enlarge.

Bird flu has struck in South Florida!