Underground Railroad Discovered - Imagine the great surprise with which I viewed the DHS vehicles and personnel when I arrived at my office yesterday morning! Happy Anniversary to Laura - Today is the 13th anniversary of my marriage to Laura. Happy Anniversary to Laura! Happy Birthday to Me - Today is also my birthday! Happy Birthday to Me!
Details were unavailable until mid-morning yesterday, when this brief article appeared in a local newspaper:
Authorities explained to me that they would not share details with me until their investigation had been completed. I noticed a drone helicopter high in the sky over my office, and I quickly entered my office and relaxed with a frosty Diet Pepsi and watched the authorities climbing into a hidden passageway in the storage area of my office.
Yesterday afternoon, this newspaper article appeared:
Apparently, the evidence that elves built the railroad is incontrovertible.
Elves have long been suspected to live in this area—albeit this has never been proven empirically.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Underground Railroad Discovered, Happy Anniversary to Laura, Happy Birthday to Me
