As she does each year at this time, yesterday, Laura asked, “Well, are you ready for the Super Bowl?”
As I do each year at this time, I replied, “I am not an aficionado of bowling, but since you apparently enjoy the sport, I shall be pleased to watch it with you.”
As she does each year at this time, Laura said, “Grrrrrrrrr.”
At this point, each year at this time, I enjoy a wonderful NAP. This year, however, I was suffering greatly from back pain and could not sleep. For this reason, I watched the Super Bowl for the first time (EVER). I realize this will be taken as an affront by many otherwise dedicated followers of this blog, but bear with me: Continue reading, and you shall reap immeasurable rewards! After all, if you are truthful, you will admit that you did NOT come here anticipating an erudite critique of yesterday’s game. In fact, MANY of you—given the promise of anonymity—will admit they really watched the game in order to view the ADS! Knowing this—and maintaining, as always, YOUR entertainment and edification as the goals of this blog—I spent a great deal of time and exhaustive effort compiling a listing of ALL THE ADS from yesterday’s game! Simply GO HERE to access all the ads! You are welcome!
In the News Today
Catch Me If You Can - snow plow chases suspected purse snatcher 21 miles
Stupid Criminals - hit-and-run driver arrested after leaving false teeth at scene
Crime and Punishment - Scottish criminals "only jailed after 40 convictions"
Scripture of the Day
Video of the Day - submitted by Laura
Video of the Day - submitted by David
Imagine my surprise when I encountered this scene at Walmart while journeying to my office this morning! Click to enlarge.