Showing posts with label slither. Show all posts
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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Gas-X, Slither, -and- Keep Your Eyes on the Road


Gas-X - Utah company creates Hummer that gets 100 MPG
Slither - student used snake as jump rope
Keep Your Eyes on the Road - poll shows 1 in 4 Americans texting while driving

On this day in history: May 21, 1979 - A judge gives Dan White only seven years for the premeditated murders of Harvey Milk and Mayor Moscone, prompting thousands to march on San Francisco's City Hall. In what will come to be known as the White Night Riots, the demonstration takes a violent turn, resulting in significant property damage and the torching of twelve SFPD cruisers. Police respond with brutal beatdowns at gay bars in the Castro district.

Born on this day in history: May 21, 1917 - Raymond Burr (1917-1993) Television actor, born in Westminster, Canada. Coming from Canada to study at Stanford University, he began as a stage actor, appearing in regional theatre before moving into television dramas and films. He starred as the burly detective in the "Perry Mason" (1957-66) and "Ironside" (1967-75) series, winning two Emmys. He went on to appear in several TV mini-series and in extended versions of "Perry Mason."

Scripture of the Day: Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. - 1 Peter 5:7

Video of the Day: Cat vs. Dramatic Prairie Dog - submitted by Amber





Imagine my surprise when I encountered this scene while picking up a client's computer on the way to my office this morning! Click to enlarge.






The Persistent Telemarketer

When I arrived at my office this morning, the telephone was ringing. I thought to myself that it must be a client in dire need of technical support for someone to be calling at 6:45 AM. I sat at my desk and answered the telephone. Following my, "California Technologies," he offered no introduction but began immediately a quick recitation of a long-distance telephone service. I attempted three times to interject the affirmation that I had no interest whatever in his proposal, but he continued to prattle. I returned the telephone receiver to its cradle.

A minute or two later, the telephone rang again. The Caller ID showed "Unknown Name," as it had done with the previous call, so I assumed that it was the telemarketer again. I answered with, "Can you hold please," and I placed the telephone receiver on my desk. I went about my usual morning activities: I turned on the lights, turned the front door sign to "Open," and turned on all the computer LCD screens. I picked up the telephone receiver, and I said, "Thank you for holding. Your call is important. Please continue to hold." I opened Outlook 2007, put some ice in a glass, and poured a Pepsi Max. I picked up the telephone receiver and said, "I'm sorry. All agents are busy. Please continue to hold. Your expected wait time is four hours and twenty minutes. Thank you."

After a few minutes, I checked the telephone and determined the telemarketer had disconnected. I returned the telephone receiver to its cradle. Within only a few seconds, the telephone rang again, and I saw the dreaded "Unknown Name" appear on the Caller ID device. I picked up the telephone receiver and held it to my ear but said nothing. The telemarketer said, "Hello...anybody there?" I replied, "You have called an active crime scene. What is the nature of your call?" There was no reply. An hour has passed, and the telemarketer has not called again.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Homeland Insecurity, Slither, -and- Global Cooling


Homeland Insecurity - video shows terror training in Pocono Mountains
Slither - latest massage technique uses snakes
Global Cooling - cyclists brave freezing-cold weather to promote global-warming awareness

On this day in history: October 23, 1995 - The murderer of the popstar singer Selena, and president of her fan club, Yolanda Saldivar, found guilty in Houston of her slaying.

Born on this day in history: October 23, 1925 - Johnny Carson (1925–2005 )
Born in Corning, Iowa, and raised in Nebraska, comedian and talk show host Johnny Carson first hosted TV quiz show "Who Do You Trust?" (1958?63). As host of the "Tonight Show," 1962?92, Carson leveraged his midwestern innocence and cosmopolitan wit into a 30-year run. Upon retiring, he was regarded as almost a national institution.

Scripture of the Day: "Everything is permissible"--but not everything is beneficial. "Everything is permissible"--but not everything is constructive. Nobody should seek his own good, but the good of others. — 1 Corinthians 10:23-24

Video of the Day: Komodo Dragons - submitted by Cap'n Jack





Southern Sheriff Pulls Over Obama Campaign Bus For Broken Taillight! Click to enlarge.






Sometimes I talk in my sleep. This morning, at 5:20 AM, I was talking in my sleep so loudly that I awakened myself. I was dreaming; and in my dream, I was recounting the story of an event that took place in my life many years prior. I was telling this story with such excitement and animation that I awakened myself.

Oh, well: It was time to arise!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Slither, The Name Game, -and- Grillin' and Chillin'


Slither - Brentwood mom finds snake sleeping in crib with baby
The Name Game - couple wins right to name son "Lego"
Grillin' and Chillin' - store refuses to sell woman barbecue sauce without her ID

On this day in history: June 11, 1962 - Frank Morris and the brothers John and Clarence Anglin escape from Alcatraz.

Born on this day in history: June 11, 190 - Jacques (Yves) Cousteau (1910 - 1997) Born in Saint-Ande, France, underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau pioneered underwater TV. In 1950, he commanded the French naval research ship Calypso. Cousteau’s films include the Oscar-winning "The Golden Fish" (1960).

Scripture of the Day: In the same way, count yourselves dead to sin but alive to God in Christ Jesus. - Romans 6:11

Video of the Day: How It's Made: Marbles - submitted by Cindy





The wind continues! Drat this pesky wind!

For dinner last evening, I made enchiladas. I chopped grilled burgers that remained from last Friday's dinner. I placed the resulting pieces in a Glad container, sprinkled a tablespoon of water over them, affixed the lid—leaving one corner unsecured to allow steam to escape—and steamed for a few minutes in the microwave oven. This made the chopped burger meat very moist and tender.

I sautéed julienned white onion, julienned Jalapeños, minced garlic, Tony Chachere's More Spice, ground cumin, ground black pepper, and Gebhardt's chili powder in extra-virgin olive oil. I added the meat and half a package of baby spinach leaves. I continued to sauté this until the spinach was fully wilted. I stirred the mixture and set aside to cool. I brushed a Pyrex baking dish with enchilada sauce. I placed some of the meat mixture in a white flour tortilla, rolled tightly, and placed in the Pyrex dish. I continued this procedure until the mixture was gone. I poured enchilada sauce over the enchiladas, topped with sliced extra-sharp cheddar cheese and chopped green onions and set aside. I made corn salsa with fresh salsa, chopped green onions, and kernel corn. I made guacamole with fresh salsa and two large avocados. Laura baked the enchiladas in the microwave until the cheese was melted. At the table, we used sour cream, guacamole, and corn salsa as condiments. It was a delighful meal. A quantity of enchiladas remains for dinner on Friday.