Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, February 21, 2014

Mr. Nitro R/T Is Healed, In the News, and Enjoy

Mr. Nitro R/T Is Healed - Mr. Nitro R/T became ill earlier this week. He suddenly began spewing oil smoke from his exhaust with abandon. On Wednesday, my automotive technician friend, Rick, quickly diagnosed the issue to have been caused by too much city driving. Upon inspection, he determined Mr. Nitro R/T's PCV valve was clogged. He ordered a new PCV valve, and Mr. Nitro R/T stayed overnight in his automotive repair facility Wednesday evening.

Yesterday, Rick returned Mr. Nitro R/T to me with a stern advisory that Mr. Nitro R/T be driven a minimum of 20 miles at highway speeds weekly. Laura shall take Mr. Nitro R/T to Chico once a week. This will ensure his good health and dependable service.

Other than a very infrequent road trip, Mr. Nitro R/T's travel itinerary is limited to journeying to and from mine office to our nest—a distance of four blocks. Mr. Nitro R/T requires being allowed to stretch his legs and clear his injectors!

In the News - They walk among us!

  • New York Mayor Caught Speeding, Violating Traffic Laws Just Days After Announcing New Traffic Safety Initiative
  • Is CNN’s Piers Morgan Shooting Himself in the Foot?
  • Suspect Used Icicle to Assault Victim During Home Invasion Robbery
  • Fired for Allegedly Using Forklift to Get Twix from Vending Machine
  • Woman Arrested for Not Returning Rented Video

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  • Friday, December 20, 2013

    International Human Solidarity Day,In the News, I Don't Give a Duck about A&E, and Enjoy

    International Human Solidarity Day - The General Assembly, on 22 December 2005, by resolution 60/209 identified solidarity as one of the fundamental and universal values that should underlie relations between peoples in the 21st century. The General Assembly proclaimed 20 December of each year International Human Solidarity Day.

    By resolution 57/265 the General Assembly, on 20 December 2002, established the World Solidarity Fund, which was set up in February 2003 as a trust fund of the United Nations Development Programme. Its objective is to eradicate poverty and promote human and social development in developing countries, in particular among the poorest segments of their populations.

    In the News - They walk among us!

  • Doctors Perform Emergency C-Section, Discover No Baby
  • Ohio Bill Would Require Parents to Undergo State Investigation Before Homeschooling
  • Couple Arrested After Naked Wedding in Front of San Fran City Hall
  • SCREW UP: FBI Agent Puts Bureau's Secret Interrogation Manual in Library of Congress
  • DoorBot Lets You Answer Door When You Are Not Home

    I Don't Give a Duck About A&E - Indeed!

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  • Thursday, December 19, 2013

    Oatmeal Muffin Day, In the News, and Enjoy

    Oatmeal Muffin Day - Today is Oatmeal Muffin Day!

    Oatmeal muffins are made with the primary ingredient of oatmeal. Additional ingredients may be nearly anything. Most common are raisins, nuts, and chocolate chips.

    Oat groats are coarsely ground to make oatmeal, or cut into small pieces to make steel-cut oats, or first steamed and then flattened to make rolled oats. Quick-cooking rolled oats (quick oats) are cut into small pieces before being steamed and rolled. Instant oatmeal is pre-cooked and dried, usually with sweetener and flavoring added.

    Both types of rolled oats may be eaten uncooked as in Muesli or may be cooked to make porridge. Both types are also used as an ingredient in oatmeal muffins, oatmeal cookies, and oat cakes. Oatmeal is also sometimes porridge with the bran or fibrous husk as well as the oat kernel or groat. In some countries rolled oats are eaten raw with milk and sugar or raisins. Oatmeal is also used as a thickening agent in soups.

    In the News - They walk among us!

  • Parents Upset After L.I. School Removes Religious References from "Silent Night"
  • Police Allow Man to Finish Marriage Proposal Before Arresting Him
  • Device Blocks Teens From Texting and Driving
  • Cryptolocker Ransomware Being Described As "The Perfect Crime"
  • TX Court Rules Search Warrants May be Based on "Predictions of Future Crime"

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  • Monday, November 18, 2013

    Mickey Mouse Day, In the News, and Enjoy

    Mickey Mouse Day - Mickey Mouse was born on November 18, 1928.

    Happy Birthday, Mickey!

    So how does an icon celebrate his 85th birthday? Maybe Minnie Mouse is planning a surprise birthday party. Or maybe both Mickey and Minnie are throwing a small soirée with his closest friends and family—Pluto, Donald Duck, Donald's three rambunctious nephews (Huey, Dewey, and Louie), Daisy Duck, Goofy etc. That would be nice.

    In the News - They walk among us!

  • "Duck Dynasty"-endorsed Republican Wins LA House Seat
  • Nude Woman Boards Red Line, Claims to Be "Goddess of the Train"
  • Man Buys House Next to Ex-wife, Erects Giant Middle Finger Statue
  • Residents Help Man Hurt Breaking Into Their Home
  • Kangaroo Leads Texas Police On Slow-Speed Chase

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  • Friday, November 08, 2013

    Wednesday, November 06, 2013

    National Nachos Day, In the News, and Enjoy

    National Nachos Day - Nachos are a popular Mexican dish that can be served as a snack, appetizer, or main course.

    The perfect recipe for nachos includes a huge plate of stacked tortilla chips topped with lots of melted cheese, salsa, sour cream, jalapenos, and guacamole!
    Nachos originated in the city of Piedras Negras, Mexico. One night in 1943, the wives of ten U.S. soldiers stationed at Fort Duncan arrived at a restaurant called Victory Club after it had already closed for the evening. Restaurant employee Ignacio "Nacho" Anaya quickly put together what he had left in the kitchen for the women, and called the dish "Nachos Especiales."

    Word about this tasty treat quickly spread throughout Mexico and Texas. Anaya went on to open his own nacho restaurant and his original nacho recipe was printed in St. Anne's Cookbook in 1954.

    Celebrate National Nachos Day by having a big plate stacked high with delicious nachos. Bake your own version or head to your local Mexican restaurant. Enjoy!


    In the News - Interesting items in today's news.

  • NJ to Hold Fugitive Safe Surrender
  • Three Gun Companies Leave New York Following SAFE Act
  • Apple Thief Bites Grocery Worker Who Demanded He Pay
  • Wisconsin Man Zapped Wife in Monday Night Football Wager
  • Increasing Number of Hospitals Treating Internet Addiction

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