Friday, December 29, 2006

Bad Mike, Desperate Housewife, -and- When the Earth Moves


Bad Mike - Tyson arrested for drugs, DUI in Arizona
Desperate Housewife - woman charged with castrating husband
When the Earth Moves - head-banging snakes may predict quakes

On this day in history: December 29, 1993 - Former child star Todd Bridges (who played Willis on "Different Strokes") arrested for transportation of methamphetamine.

Born on this day in history: December 29, 1876 - Pablo Casals (1876 - 1973) cellist, conductor. He was known for his virtuosic technique, skilled interpretation, and consummate musicianship.

Today's Video: Submitted by Jeff. .60 Caliber Pistol

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Happy New Year! I wish everyone a very happy and safe New Year's Eve and a wonderful New Year.

Here is Laura's high score for Lethal Penguin. Click to enlarge.





Thursday, December 28, 2006

Fighting Back, Somebody's Watching You, -and- Parental Uncontrol


Fighting Back - 3 home invaders shot dead in Albuquerque
Somebody's Watching You - hidden cameras found at spa
Parental Uncontrol - mom, dad charged over son's booze party

On this day in history: December 28, 1991 - Jack Ruby's pistol, used to kill Lee Harvey Oswald, sells at auction at Christie's for $220,000.

Born on this day in history: December 28, 1856 - Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924) president, political scientist, educator. He was the 28th U.S. president and labored for a League of Nations following WW I.

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New Penguin Game: Seal Bounce
New Penguin Game: Mili and Tary: Desert

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Cats!, Smelly Cell, -and- Fighting Back


Cats! - Hemingway House told to cage felines or else
Smelly Cell - flatulence causes big stink in jail
Fighting Back - priest tackles intruder, foils theft

On this day in history: December 27, 1992 - Harry Connick, Jr., was arrested at Kennedy Airport in New York City after telling authorities he had an unloaded 9mm pistol in his luggage, which he said he had forgotten that his sister had given to him.

Born on this day in history: December 27, 1822 - Louis Pasteur (1822 - 1895) chemist, bacteriologist He proposed "germ" theory and developed the process of food sterilization -- "pasteurization."

Today's Video: Z4 M vs. Boxer S. Submitted by Phillip.





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Lethal Penguin: For those of you who have grown tired of Smack the Penguin, here is an advanced, gory version! Lethal Penguin

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

It's Baaaaack!, Bad Santa, -and- Kids R Us


It's Baaaaack! - Michael Jackson plans comeback
Bad Santa - 24-year-old earns $350/hour to booze it up
Kids R Us - Mafia-run baby factory

On this day in history: December 26, 1980 - Richard Chase, the "Vampire of Sacramento" who drank the blood of two of his six victims, commits suicide on death row by overdosing on hoarded medication.

Born on this day in history: December 26, 1921 - Steve Allen (1921 - 2000) talk show host, comedian, songwriter He as an early host of "Tonight Show" and "I've Got a Secret;" known for ad-libbed witticisms.

Today's Video: Submitted by Frank. Italian Police Car

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The weather was beautiful over the weekend. Sunday, we grilled chicken breasts and giant shrimp, marinated in La Conda extra-virgin olive oil, rice wine vinegar, grated ginger, minced garlic, crushed red pepper, lime juice, and a variety of spices. Yesterday, we had a spiral-cut ham, green beans, and baked potatoes.

This morning, the beautiful weather is absent—replaced by rain.

Laura and I are tied for high score at 323.4 on Penguin Smash. Click to enlarge.





Friday, December 22, 2006

Calamari!, It's Alive!, -and- Fighting Back


Calamari! - giant squid caught on video by Japanese scientists
It's Alive! - robot controlled by power of brain waves
Fighting Back - homeowner holds burglar at gunpoint

On this day in history: December 22, 1984 - Bernhard Goetz shoots 4 teenage boys on the NYC subway after one of them asks him for money.

Born on this day in history: December 22, 1945 - Diane Sawyer (1945 - ____) broadcast journalist. She was the first female correspondent on TV's "60 Minutes," 1984-89; host of "Prime Time Live," 1989-; co-anchor of "Day One" and "Turning Point."

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Penguin Smash! Submitted by Chris. Play Penguin Smash

Today's Video: Submitted by Chris. "White Christmas" sung by kitties!

It is cold this morning. RAMMMMM's windows were covered with ice. I filled a gallon milk jug with tepid water and washed the ice from his windows. Laura's car required similar attention. (Generally, she parks in the carport, but because it was raining last night, she parked in front of the house to avoid the dripping eaves.) By the time I had completed de-icing the windows of our vehicles, my fingers, nose, and ears were numb. Celestial Seasonings herbal tea is warming me now.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Never Too Young, Girls Gone Wild, -and- Free-falling


Never Too Young - school accuses 5-year-old of sexual harassment
Girls Gone Wild - MADD cuts ties with Miss Teen USA
Free-falling - skydiver survives 15,000-foot plunge

On this day in history: December 21, 1970 - President Nixon meets with prescription drug addict Elvis Presley at the White House to discuss The King's becoming a special drug enforcement agent. He presents Nixon with a pistol and receives a special DEA badge in return.

Born on this day in history: December 21, 1940 - Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993) singer, guitarist, philosopher, actor. He was the lead guitarist of "Frank Zappa & Mothers of Invention;" now has a planet in the galaxy, Zappafrank, named in his memory.

Today's Video: Awesome 1/3-scale Ferrari. Submitted by Frank.





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It rained during the night and is raining now. It is wet, but it is considerably warmer than it was yesterday. RAMMMMM was thirsty this morning and required fuel. He guzzled 22.779 gallons of 89-octane fuel for $61.01. His thirst was slaked, although his fuel tank remained over 1/3 empty. He is a beast; there is no doubt.

On my way to the office this morning, I encountered this charming scene of children at play. "Hurry, Daddy!" one called. "Come see the little kitties!" Click to enlarge.




Wednesday, December 20, 2006

It's Alive!, Big Brother, -and- Run!


It's Alive! - UK says robots to have rights
Big Brother - facial recognition makes finding Web photos easier
Run! - people flee as 120 elephants run amok

On this day in history: December 20, 1957 - Elvis receives orders from the draft board to serve in the United States Army, which he does without complaint.

Born on this day in history: December 20, 1881 - Branch Rickey (1881 - 1965) baseball player, manager, executive. He devised the farm system of training ballplayers, 1919; broke the color barrier by signing Jackie Robinson, 1946.

Today's Video: Awesome M-60 Torture Test. Submitted by Phillip.





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There was ice on RAMMMMM's windshield this morning! Brrrrr! Fortunately, there was no wind!

We had burritos last evening, made with shredded pork sirloin, rice, salsa, and Habanero sauce. We used the new Mission multi-grain tortillas for the first time. They are very tasty, but they lack the flexibility of the Mission flour tortillas and must be rolled up with great care.

Tonight, we shall have sautéed catfish fillets and yellow squash with garlic, Jalapeños, red onion, and cluster tomatoes.

I was surprised and disappointed by Donald Trump's decision to give Miss USA "a second chance." Certainly, she violated the conditions of her contract and should have been dismissed. I believe Trump's decision sends the wrong message—proposing, in effect, that a contestant from a small town may be excused for being seduced by the big city and that her alcohol and drug use was not altogether her fault. I say this is patently wrong.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Going to Pot, Critters, -and- Cruel to Be Kind


Going to Pot - woman arrested for marijuana-filled Christmas card
Critters - 52 new species found in Borneo
Cruel to Be Kind - lethal injections outlawed in California

On this day in history: December 19, 1991 - Yankee's pitcher Steve Howe arrested for criminal possession of cocaine. It's merely one of NINE TIMES this has happened (and seven suspensions, plus one drunk driving arrest.)

Born on this day in history: December 19, 1910 - Jean Genet (1910 - 1986) dramatist, author. He transformed erotic material into poetic vision, e.g., "Our Lady of the Flowers," 1942 which was a cult classic.

Today's Video: Metal Storm - awesome 1,000,000-round-per-minute gun! Submitted by Phillip.





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Monday, December 18, 2006

What Are You?, You're in the Army Now!, -and- Grrrrr!


What Are You? - silver medalist loses medal over failed gender test
You're in the Army Now! - Tucson military recruiters ran cocaine
Grrrrr! - pit bull sends U.S. Postal Service packing

On this day in history: December 18, 1940 - Hitler formulates plans, issued today as Directive 21, for the invasion of Russia. The intent of Operation Barbarossa was to destroy the Red Army. Fighting on two fronts eventually caused Germany's defeat.

Born on this day in history: December 18, 1916 - Betty Grable (1916 - 1973) actress She was a WW II pin-up girl; her marriages included Jackie Coogan and Henry James.

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Laura submitted this great Web site: Elf Yourself - visit this Web site, supply a photograph of yourself (or someone else), and prepare to be amused!

Saturday morning, Laura and my mother journeyed to the Abbey of New Clairvaux a few miles from here, where they engaged in wine tasting. Laura bought two bottles of Zinfandel.

The weather yesterday was sunny and (relatively) warm. The barbecue cried out to us to be put into service! We went shopping at Safeway after attending the 8:30 AM service at Harvest Christian Center and snatched a large London broil to toss upon the grill. Laura did a spicy dry rub on the beast and grilled it perfectly—charred on the outside and rare in the center. I made a salad with Romaine lettuce, red bell pepper, white mushrooms, celery, and pear tomatoes. We enjoyed one of the bottles of Zinfandel from New Clairvaux. The meal was delightful.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Bad Example, Invasion USA, -and- Thump Thump


Bad Example - company director passes out on railroad tracks
Invasion USA - border fence firm caught using illegals
Thump Thump - TV chef puts roadkill on the menu

On this day in history: December 15, 1944 - En route to Paris, "swing" big band leader Glenn Miller vanishes over the English Channel. Miller, listed as Missing In Action, was serving as a Major in the Army Air Force Band when his plane went down.

Born on this day in history: December 15, 1888 - Maxwell Anderson (1888 - 1959) dramatist. His plays include "Key Largo," 1939 and the Pulitzer-winning "Both Your House," 1933.

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It was cold last night! When I left for the office this morning, I saw this ice formation on our lawn! Click to enlarge.





Thursday, December 14, 2006

No Calls, Dirty Talk, -and- Emergency!


No Calls - UK motorists risk jail for using phones in cars
Dirty Talk - talking doll calls 3-year-old "a slut"
Emergency! - man calls 911 to report stolen drugs

On this day in history: December 14, 1944 - Lupe Velez, Hollywood's "Mexican Spitfire" of the 1940's, commits suicide with an overdose of sleeping pills. Contrary to her plans of being found laid out on the bed in a silk nightgown, she is instead discovered in the bathroom with her head in the toilet. Her ex-husband, Tarzan star Johnny Weismuller, frequently used to beat her.

Born on this day in history: December 14, 1897 - Margaret Chase Smith (1897 - 1995) politician. She was the first woman elected to both houses of Congress; first woman to be nominated for president by a major political party (Republican).

Today's Video: Submitted by Phillip. World's Smallest Twin-engine Plane

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Weird Science, See No Evil, -and- Never Too Young


Weird Science - UK approves human-animal embryos
See No Evil - Senator McCain says illegal images online must be reported
Never Too Young - 4-year-old charged with sexually offensive touching

On this day in history: December 13, 1990 - Twelve people die in a religious sacrifice in Tijuana. Industrial alcohol is introduced into fruit punch of ceremony recipients. It is unknown whether the incident constituted suicide or murder.

Born on this day in history: December 13, 1835 - Phillips Brooks (1835 - 1893) clergyman. He was an Episcopal minister who gave the sermon over Abraham Lincoln's body, 1865; wrote "O Little Town of Bethlehem."

Today's Video: Submitted by Laura. The Importance of Being Bilingual

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Hot Air, See Ya Later, -and- Snack Rage


Hot Air - BC lawmaker mocks Al Gore, global warming
See Ya Later - Border Patrol finds live alligator in luggage
Snack Rage - mother charged with stabbing son over popcorn

On this day in history: December 12, 1989 - Leona Helmsley fined $7 million and sentenced to jail for 21 months for tax evasion.

Born on this day in history: December 12, Frank Sinatra (1915 - 1998) singer, actor. "Ol' Blue Eyes" was regarded as the biggest entertainment attraction in the 20th century; won Oscar, 1953, for "From Here to Eternity."

Today's Video: Submitted by Phillip. Police Chase

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Laura found an interesting Web site: Go to Penguin Greetings, type in whatever message you wish, click Submit, and watch the penguin write your message in the snow!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Uncivil Liberty, Hot Air, -and- Rabid Rabbi


Uncivil Liberty - Chuck Norris pounds ACLU over Christmas
Hot Air - cattle emissions more dangerous than CO2 from automobiles
Rabid Rabbi - Christmas trees removed from airport after complaint

On this day in history: December 11, 1957 - Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13-year-old cousin, Myra Gail Brown. Myra's parents are not told until the story was broken by the press the following year. Lewis neglects to divorce his wife Jane Mitcham until April 1958.

Born on this day in history: December 11, 1803 - Hector Berlioz (1803 - 1869) composer. He was a Romantic symphony and opera composer best known for "Symphonie Fantastique," 1830.

Today's Video: Submitted by Laura Get Rid of these Roommates!

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The weather was rather foul over the weekend. It was cold, windy, and rainy. We lounged about on Saturday—watching a "Flip this House" marathon. We had Red Baron Ultimate Pepperoni pizza and champagne for lunch. For dinner, we had the last of last year's turkey soup. Sunday, we had pan-seared ahi fillets, brown and white rice, avocado slices, and champagne. The ahi was superb, and the champagne eased the sting of the wasabi. More episodes of "Flip this House" followed. We have recently become very attracted to this program—for no apparent reason.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Beverage Rage, Cop Gone Wild, -and- When Pigs Fly


Beverage Rage - woman shoots man dead for bringing her warm beer
Cop Gone Wild - officer beat, tasered love rival
When Pigs Fly - man fined for tossing porker at hotel

On this day in history: December 8, 1963 - Frank Sinatra Jr. was kidnapped in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. He was set free four days later. It was discovered that Sinatra, Jr. cooperated with his abductors in their plot. Dad was not proud, nor pleased. Frank Jr. went on to conduct the big band for Frank Sr. and all was well.

Born on this day in history: December 8, 1894 - James Thurber (1894 - 1961) novelist, humorist, cartoonist. He is noted for his whimsical writings, cartoons; his best-known short story is "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty," 1945.

Today's Video: This is an amazing video! Submitted by Jill. The Evolution of Dance

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Cops Gone Wild, Fighting Back, -and- Auschwitz Wear


Cops Gone Wild - troopers ran "100 Club" for DWI arrests
Fighting Back - concealed weapon keeps man safe in attempted carjacking
Auschwitz Wear - online shopping site offers Holocaust apparel

On this day in history: December 7, 1941 - Oahu bombed by Japanese planes.

Born on this day in history: December 7, 1956 - Larry Bird (1956 - ____) basketball player, coach. He was a forward for the Boston Celtics, 1980-92 and three-time NBA MVP; coach for Indiana Pacers.

Today's Video: Submitted by Frank. Ferrari Terrorizes Paris

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McDonald's is closing its outlet in a town known for quality food and healthful, local produce. The fast food chain in Tavistock, Devon, simply was not being used enough by locals. So after seven years struggling to make ends meet in a town that has won many accolades for the quality of its food, McDonald's will finally shut up shop on Saturday.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Spam!, To Tell the Truth, -and- Fighting Back


Spam! - 9 of every 10 emails is unsolicited junk email
To Tell the Truth - NY rejects transgender birth certificate law
Fighting Back - woman stabs attacker with his own knife

On this day in history: December 6, 1969 - A concert by the Rolling Stones at Altamont ends in the death of a fan at the hands of the Hells Angels, who were hired for security.

Born on this day in history: December 6, 1955 - Steven Wright (1955 - ____) comedian. He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include "Desperately Seeking Susan," 1985.

Today's Video: Submitted by Katherine. Bad Morning

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Obviously, CATS RULE! Click to enlarge.





Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Good Dog!, Slippery, -and- Imagine


Good Dog! - dog tunnels through snow to save owners
Slippery - petroleum jelly escapee captured when he steals bugged car
Imagine - drug in cough medicine hallucinogen for some

On this day in history: December 5, 1933 - Fourteen years of prohibition end when Utah ratifies the 21st amendment.

Born on this day in history: December 5, 1901 - Walt Disney (1901 - 1966) movie producer He pioneered animated cartoons; creator of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Disneyland.

Today's Video: Basket Girl

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Recommended Web Site: Family Watchdog - a mapping database that shows location, name, and convictions for sex offenders throughout the U.S. By entering your address, a map displays sex offenders in your area. You may also search by name.

I drove to the beach this morning on the way to my office to do a bit of fishing. Imagine my surprise when I saw the beach strewn with hundreds of bags of Doritos tortilla chips! I decided to fish another day and joined the chip gatherers. Click to enlarge.





Monday, December 04, 2006

Community Disservice, Road Rage, -and- Seasick


Community Disservice - AZ cop had black men rap away ticket
Road Rage - 14-year-old boy killed over egg toss
Seasick - hundreds ill on world's largest cruise ship

On this day in history: December 4, 1978 - Dianne Feinstein named mayor of San Francisco after the assassination of Mayor Moscone, jump-starting her otherwise pathetic political career. She is now a US Senator and carries a handgun for protection while campaigning to prohibit others from doing so.

Born on this day in history: December 4, 1976 - Amie Comeaux (1976 - 1997) country singer. She was a promising young country singer who died tragically in a car accident; her first album was "Moving Out."

Today's Video: Submitted by Chris. Hello, Stranger!

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I am testing Firefox. Thus far, it seems to be a very capable Web browser. I am a bit disappointed with having to add so many plug-ins, however. Click to enlarge.





Friday, December 01, 2006

Can You Hear Me Now?, Amen!, -and- Jaws of Death


Can You Hear Me Now? - woman assaulted over cell phone while getting hair done
Amen! - court rules against ACLU over San Diego cross
Jaws of Death - man on crack when alligator attacked

On this day in history: December 1, 1947 - Aleister Crowley, the wickedest man in the world, dead in Hastings England, aged 74. He wrote that "for nearly all purposes, human sacrifice is best," and taught the Law of Thelema, "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." Crowley also appears on the cover of the Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper" album.

Born on this day in history: December 1, 1945 - Bette Midler (1945 - ____) singer, actress. "The Divine Miss M" starred in "Beaches," 1988; "For The Boys," 1992; and "The First Wives Club," 1996; winner of two Grammys, a Tony, and an Emmy.

Today's Video: Submitted by Laura. Fantastic Machine

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It would be a relatively simple matter to consider "An Inconvenient Truth" a comedy. Real climate scientists, however, are not laughing. This is not just because Al Gore commits numerous basic science errors. They are also concerned that many in the media and public will fail to realize that this film amounts to little more than science fiction.

Gore tells the audience that, by simply looking at Antarctic ice cores with the naked eye, one can see when the American Clean Air Act was passed. This is pure fantasy, unless Gore is able to detect parts per billion changes to chemicals in ice. Air over the United States does not even circulate to the Antarctic before mixing with most of the northern, then the southern, hemisphere air. This process takes decades.

Gore repeatedly labels carbon dioxide "global warming pollution." Carbon dioxide is no more pollution than is oxygen. CO2 is plant food, an ingredient essential for photosynthesis--without which Earth would be a lifeless, frozen ice ball. The hypothesis that human release of CO2 is a major contributor to global warming is just that--an unproven hypothesis, against which evidence is increasingly mounting.

The correlation between CO2 and temperature that Gore speaks about so confidently is simply non-existent over all meaningful time scales. Over geologic time, the two are not linked at all. Over the intermediate time scales Gore focuses on, the ice cores show that CO2 increases do not precede--and therefore do not cause--warming. Instead, they follow temperature rise--by as much as 800 years. Earth actually cooled between 1940 and 1980, when human emissions of CO2 were rising at the fastest rate in our history.

The fact that water vapor constitutes 95% of greenhouse gases by volume is completely ignored by Gore. Humanity's three-billion-tons-per-year net contribution to the atmosphere's CO2 load is actually less than half of 1% of the atmosphere's total CO2 content. Our CO2 emissions are also dwarfed by the 210-billion-tons-per-year emissions of the gas from Earth's oceans and land.

But Gore persists, labeling future CO2 rises as "deeply unethical" and lectures the audience, "Each one of us is a cause of global warming." Not satisfied with simply warning of human-induced killer heat waves, he then uses high-tech special effects to show how human-caused climate changes are causing more hurricanes, tornadoes, droughts, floods, infectious diseases, insect plagues, glacial retreats, coral die-outs and the flooding of small island nations due to sea level rise caused by the melting of the polar caps. One is left wondering if Gore thinks nature is responsible for anything.

It is a miracle that "An Inconvenient Truth" exists at all. A movie with a scantily clad Jessica Alba presenting a computer slideshow on climate science is implausible enough. With Al Gore as producer, the credibility factor drops even lower. The movie can best be classified as science fiction nerd porn.