All Things Are Relative, In the News, and Enjoy

All Things Are Relative - All things are relative.
Whilst I bemoaned the cold 36° morning and saw the forecast for a brisk 67° afternoon,

I received an email from my dear friend, Chris. His email quickly made my grumbling seem inane indeed.

His message contained this bulletin:
* THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND RAPIDS HAS ISSUED A WIND CHILL WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM MONDAY TO 7 PM EST TUESDAY. THE WIND CHILL WATCH IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT. HAZARDOUS WEATHER...
* SNOW WILL CONTINUE TODAY AND WILL INCREASE IN INTENSITY THIS AFTERNOON. TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 6 TO 10 INCHES ARE EXPECTED BY THIS EVENING.
* WIND GUSTS OF 25 TO 35 MPH LATE TONIGHT AND MONDAY COULD CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW.
* WIND CHILLS WILL DROP TO BETWEEN 20 AND 30 BELOW DURING THE DAY ON MONDAY.
I felt truly ashamed for the self-pity I had been feeling and vowed to accept the weather as I find it. It is now 42° at 8:30 AM. I shall endure!

In the News - They walk among us!

UFO Causes Pilot to Duck

Thief Orders Hamburger While Robbing Burger King

Senate Candidate Suggests Moving Federal Capital to Nebraska

Drug Dealer Under House Arrest Begs for Jail to Escape Nagging Wife

MMA Fighter Fends Off 4 Attackers, Killing 1 During Home Invasion

Enjoy - Relax and enjoy these images and videos!

Cold Weather, Ted Nugent, Gun Control, and the New Jeep Grand Cherokee

Cold Weather - It was a frosty 28° when I slithered into Mr. Nitro R/T this morning. His windshield was encased within a carapace of rime. Fortunately, the windshield washer fluid was not frozen, and a few squirts and a few swipes of the wipers cleared the windshield nicely.

Not far from here, temperatures of 4° were reported. This news did not, however, cause me to feel significantly warmer!

Ted Nugent - Ted Nugent—or "Uncle Ted," as he is very affectionately known to his millions of fans—was rocking arenas when most extant rock stars were in diapers. He continues to rock hard today and is a true rock legend. He is also an avid hunter, gun and bow enthusiast, and strong supporter and defender of the Second Amendment.

On his Web site—Ted Nugent Ammo, he thoroughly endorses and supports the hunting lifestyle and the right of the individual to keep and bear arms. He also markets high-quality ammunition in most popular calibers.

2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee - The 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a sweet ride!