Patriot Day, In the News, and Enjoy

Patriot Day - Today is Patriot Day!

By a joint resolution approved December 18, 2001 (Public Law 107-89), the Congress has designated September 11 of each year as "Patriot Day,"

and by Public Law 111-13, approved April 21, 2009, the Congress has requested the observance of September 11 as an annually recognized "National Day of Service and Remembrance."

In the News - They walk among us!

Cops Snap Photos of Snoozing Burglar

Hollywood Stars Using Weird Science to Live Forever

Intruder Discovered Cooking in Stranger's Kitchen

Extreme Solar Storm Headed toward Earth

Postal Service Halts Deliveries to Low Mail Slots Forcing Workers to Bend Over

Enjoy - Relax and enjoy these images and videos!

National Tell a Joke Day

National Tell a Joke Day - Today is National Tell a Joke Day. We hope your day is filled with chortles and laughs.

Today will be a fun-filled day, with lots of laughter. To fully participate and enjoy this day, just tell some jokes. You can do it in person or pass along a few humorous emails. The more jokes you tell, the more fun this day will be. We also encourage you to listen to many jokes today.

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

A: He felt his presents.