Underground Railroad Discovered - Imagine the great surprise with which I viewed the DHS vehicles and personnel when I arrived at my office yesterday morning! Happy Anniversary to Laura - Today is the 13th anniversary of my marriage to Laura. Happy Anniversary to Laura! Happy Birthday to Me - Today is also my birthday! Happy Birthday to Me!
Details were unavailable until mid-morning yesterday, when this brief article appeared in a local newspaper:
Authorities explained to me that they would not share details with me until their investigation had been completed. I noticed a drone helicopter high in the sky over my office, and I quickly entered my office and relaxed with a frosty Diet Pepsi and watched the authorities climbing into a hidden passageway in the storage area of my office.
Yesterday afternoon, this newspaper article appeared:
Apparently, the evidence that elves built the railroad is incontrovertible.
Elves have long been suspected to live in this area—albeit this has never been proven empirically.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Underground Railroad Discovered, Happy Anniversary to Laura, Happy Birthday to Me
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Underground America Day and Bizarre News
Underground America Day - Today is Underground America Day, but do not expect to be entertained by Lou Reed's music or Andy Warhol's art: Underground America Day is a time to honor the 6,000 or so North Americans who make their homes not only on the Earth but in it. Underground America Day began in 1974, when architect Malcolm Wells came up with the idea.
There are no celebrations planned for this day; there is no need to clean the grill; there are no celebratory sporting events taking place today; there is nothing you need do! If you are an Underground American, life moves forward as on any other day. If you are like the majority of Americans and live above ground, simply conduct your day as you would otherwise. Happy Underground America Day!
Bizarre News - Today is a good day for devotées of bizarre news: