Underground Railroad Discovered - Imagine the great surprise with which I viewed the DHS vehicles and personnel when I arrived at my office yesterday morning! Happy Anniversary to Laura - Today is the 13th anniversary of my marriage to Laura. Happy Anniversary to Laura! Happy Birthday to Me - Today is also my birthday! Happy Birthday to Me!
Details were unavailable until mid-morning yesterday, when this brief article appeared in a local newspaper:
Authorities explained to me that they would not share details with me until their investigation had been completed. I noticed a drone helicopter high in the sky over my office, and I quickly entered my office and relaxed with a frosty Diet Pepsi and watched the authorities climbing into a hidden passageway in the storage area of my office.
Yesterday afternoon, this newspaper article appeared:
Apparently, the evidence that elves built the railroad is incontrovertible.
Elves have long been suspected to live in this area—albeit this has never been proven empirically.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Underground Railroad Discovered, Happy Anniversary to Laura, Happy Birthday to Me
Saturday, January 12, 2013
It Is Not Easy Being a Tree
It Is Not Easy Being a Tree - A tree must:
These two trees were not prepared for being crashed into by an automobile. A tree, however, cannot be expected to be self-preparatory for such an event. After all, a tree is just that—a tree!
The two trees in this photograph were crashed into and uprooted by an 86-year-old female driver who—following a visit to a local hospital—was arrested for driving under the influence.
Such accidents often involve other drivers, passengers, or pedestrians—innocent bystanders.
In this instance, there were no other people involved. The trees were the only victims. The trees will receive replanting and good care. I have no doubt that they will survive.
This accident took place Thursday at 4 PM—a mere 50 yards approximately from my office. I happened upon the scene while driving home from my office. At the time, I prayed no one was injured.
People who drive while impaired by intoxication, lack of sleep, or distraction from cell-phone use, music selection, etc., are SELFISH! They think only of themselves and not of those whom they endanger.
Friday, August 10, 2007
iThumb, Atta Boy!, -and- Fighting Back
iThumb - man surgically alters thumb to better use iPhone
Atta Boy! - 9-year-old saves dad by taking wheel of speeding big rig
Fighting Back - clerk grabs robber's shotgun
On this day in history: August 10, 1969 - Leno and Rosemary LaBianca are brutally murdered in their Los Feliz, California home by followers of Charles Manson.
Born on this day in history: August 10, 1874 - Herbert Hoover (1874 - 1964) president (31st), engineer. He was chief Allied relief administrator during WW I; led the U.S. as president during the early years of the Depression.
Today's Video: Jaguar vs. Croc - submitted by Cindy
No one was waiting at my office when I arrived at 7:15 AM this morning. Today is beginning much more favorably than yesterday.
It is noticeably warmer today. It was 78 degrees inside my office when I arrived here. The air conditioning system is now engaged.
Corning's annual Olive Festival events will soon be taking place. Consult the Calendar of North State Events for details.