Details at Eleven - Today is a particularly good day for those who enjoy stupid criminals, bad parents, high-speed chases, shootouts, riots, and bizarre news. While each day certainly finds such stories spewing forth from the media, today is particularly replete with such items.
Man arrested after calling 911 nine times trying to order a cheeseburger
Student Threatened with Suspension for Wearing Marines T-shirt
Police: Man Assaults Teen Boy With Taco Bell Burrito
Music mogul wants to trade guns for Beyonce tickets
Billionaire to build exact copy of Titantic, sail across Atlantic
Spas Offering IV Drips To Help Cure Sunburn, Hangovers, Lethargy
9-year-old rapper's adult-themed videos prompt state probe
Cops: Woman Stabbed Roommate After Wasted Electricity Argument
Man Allegedly Impersonates Deputy For Months To Impress Girlfriend
Fleeing Suspect Allegedly Tells Deputy He "Always Runs From The Law"
Man Fakes Robbery To Avoid Telling Wife He Blew $1K At Strip Club
Man Caught with 100 Bags of Heroin in Body Cavity
