Help! I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

- In "Twilight Zone," Golden Earring states,
"Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse
Feels like being cloned"

Items in the news often make me feel as though I am stepping into the twilight zone!

Woman Called 911 "Because She Was Lonely," Deputies Say

Applicants wanted for a one-way ticket to Mars

Brazilian Man Sports Eyeball Tattoos

Snake Allegedly Baked in Bread

84-Year-Old Inmate, Accused of Trying to Kill Prosecutor

Teen Allegedly Calls 911 to Complain about Mom

Mom Tosses Baby on Bus to Fight Woman for "Disrespecting" Her Baby

Stolen, Swallowed Engagement Ring Allegedly Recovered By Police

Ohio Day Care Worker, Arrested For Allegedly Biting 5-Year-Old Child

Man Allegedly Steals Toy Car At Gunpoint

Woman calls 911, asks for a divorce

Frozen Vultures Fall from Sky

Man Finds in a Wall Wallet 35 Years After He Lost It

World's Smallest Park Fight Creates Feud Between Brits, Americans

Now, it is time to relax and be entertained!