Roadkill, Today's Holiday, and Weird News

Roadkill - Without warning, a witty bit of humor, in the form of what Laura has termed a "Davidism," enters my mind, and I immediately add it to a list of Davidisms that I maintain on my Google Drive.

Fueled by yesterday's rant, no doubt, this Davidism popped into my head:

What do you get if you cross a comedic actor with roadkill?

Jim Carrion!

Today's Holiday - Today is National Make Your Own Holiday Day! This is always March 26th. National Make Your Own Holiday Day allows you to make today a special day for anything you want. The objective of today is to allow one day for any topic or event that has otherwise escaped recognition. Today, is your day to skip all of the red tape, bypass all of the effort, and create a special day of any kind. Simply declare your special day on National Make Your Own Holiday Day! This day appears to have been created by the Wellness Permission League.

Weird News - Here are some bizarre items from today's news:

William Shatner "appalled" by IRS Star Trek spoof

"Game of Thrones" actor has ear bitten off after asking two rowdy men outside his room at a Travelodge to be quiet

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano doesn’t believe in using email

Alameda County rewards Administrator $400k per year for life

Man Vows To Kill All Squirrels After House Fire Interrupts Funeral Procession

Man Busted For Allegedly Missing Child Support After Posting Facebook Money Pictures

Woman Burns Down Home Setting Snake On Fire

"Ultimate Man Cave" Could Be Yours For $499,500

Tilda Swinton Sleeps In A Glass Box At The Museum Of Modern Art

West Point Worker Allegedly Stole Meatballs, Faces Military Prison Time

Fighting Back, They Fought the Law, -and- Playing Dress-up

Fighting Back - armed store owner blasts jewel thieves
They Fought the Law - human sacrifice cult battles with police
Playing Dress-up - student tries to make roadkill pretty

On this day in history: May 10, 1924 - Attorney General Harlan Fiske Stone selects J. Edgar Hoover to head the Bureau of Investigation, later known as the FBI. He will remain at the post until his death 48 years later.

Born on this day in history: May 10, 1899 - Fred Astaire (1899 - 1987) dancer, actor. He was the leading dance star of his generation in "Top Hat," 1935 and "Daddy Long Legs," 1955.

Today's Video: Get Out of My Bed, Cat! - submitted by Laura

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Corning's annual car show, May Madness, begins tonight with a mixer at Corning Ford. Tomorrow afternoon, there will be burnout eliminations and a cruise. Saturday will feature burnout finals and a show and shine.